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Posted: 2009-08-31 15:40:21

write a joke, keep it short and adultlike
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Posted: 2009-08-31 15:49:52

freeball has a small holding. He woke up one day to find one of his two chickens had gone missing. He ran down to the internet cafe where he hangs out and said 'Has anyone seen my cock?'.

Most of the patrons stood up and answered in the affirmative.
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Posted: 2009-08-31 15:51:14

If a man with no arms has a gun, is he armed?
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Posted: 2009-08-31 15:54:59

good one lick...


So im at the dentist and he is checking my teeth out and asks 'have you been muffying some chick?'
Why? i ask, is there some hair stuck in my teeth?
No, he says, some shit on the end of your nose!
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Posted: 2009-08-31 15:55:25

Death is hereditary.
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Posted: 2009-08-31 15:55:40

jessy, that is indeed a KAK joke, so old i heard it when the dead sea was still sick...
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Posted: 2009-08-31 15:56:21

All I want is a chance to prove money cant make me happy.
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Posted: 2009-08-31 15:56:56

money talks, but all mine ever sais is good bye.
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Posted: 2009-08-31 15:57:35

Whats better than a nail in the wall?
A screw on the floor.
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Posted: 2009-08-31 15:58:07

jessy best for you NOT to consider comedy as a job/hobby

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