Cheating on your wife doesn't mean you don't love her .. it is like hiring a taxi when you have your own car at home .... it saves tires, ensures longer lasting beauty and reduces milage !!!

Tell your wife this and let me know in which hospital you are in ... lol !!!

Boobs, the tears are rolling down my face!

Are you perhaps a comedian. Wink*

Have a great weekend!

Kisses
Lady Sade

A married man died just before having sex with his wife ...

So his wife cut of his penis, fill it with sement and fix it in a wall ...

Every night she went to the wall to satisfy herself ...

One day her neighbour saw this, he made a hole in the wall, remove her husbands penis and put his penis in place of it and waiting his turn ...

The lady came in the night, cut off his penis and said " Darling we are moving to our new home !!!

Moral of the story: Don't put your dick in everywhere !!!

What does a pizza man and a gynaecologist have in common ...

They both get to smell it but can't eat it !!!

My lesbian neighbours asked me to help them to conceive a child recently ...

They said that they don't mind to do it the " old fashion way" as they are pretty easy going ..

For three months now, we have been trying .. but I just haven't got the heart to tell them that I had a vasectomy last year !!!

My wife got naked and asked me to "show her a good time" ..

So I showed her some photos of me and my friends having a good time before we got married !!!

Hahahahaha.....

My missus is pissed off with me again ...

Last night when she was asleep .. I gently removed her tampax and replaced it with a party popper and let the string hang out ...

I tell you .. that women have no sense of humour at all !!!

Omg lol I should tell that to the wife that WhatsApp me. But instead I covered his ass and said was it regarding catering or transport lol.

Lol!

Thanks for sharing Boobs.

Laughter is the best medicine.

Kisses
Lady Sade