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"Please book a day in advance to avoid disappointment"
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Posted: 2018-08-07 12:38:40

I swear that this is the most frustrating sentence (this and of course the beloved 'If I do that its going to cost xxxx extra').

There was a girl who advertised a while back and was fairly new in the industry. Obviously, any pervert with a working tool and airtime was calling to book her.

She made it very clear via texts that one must book her two days in advance because she gets extremely busy. I complied. Secured my booking and looked forward to experiencing the newbie. The day of reckoning came, but that's the only thing that came that day. I called to confirm our appointment but she did not respond. I texted. She replied almost immediately saying that we had to postpone because she was sick.

I'm a fair guy. People get sick. I told her it was okay and that we would reschedule.

The following week I repeated the process. During the afternoon, I 'secured' a booking and all was honky dory. Later that evening she texted me to confirm our booking. For a moment, I got so excited because finally, the blue balls that I had for her since the previous week was about to be unleashed. Suddenly, she hikes up the price with three hundred rand. I reminded her of the price we agreed to. She simply replied 'okay'.

When I texted her the following day, guess who didn't respond? Obviously someone was willing to pay her more and I was screwed. This was not the kind of screwing I had in mind.

I decided to cut my losses with her.

Recently the same thing happened again. The woman insisted I book in advance. I obliged. When the time came to get funky with the chunky, no answer.

Do you guys experience the same thing?
Lady Morticia
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Posted: 2018-08-07 12:43:43
Edited: 2018-08-07 12:44:06

I do hope you sorted the blue balls issue. Nasty feeling that hyped up and getting let down.

To the gents out there in my area, you know that I am available. If I am not, I will schedule an appropriate time. But two days Wait is way too long for me to have the pleasurable experience with you.

Have an orgasmic day.
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Posted: 2018-08-07 12:49:02

Two days wait???
Luckily woth us if one girl isnnot available at that time we have 10 other girls you can choose from...
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Posted: 2018-08-07 12:49:43

On 2018-08-07 12:43:43 Lady Morticia said:
I do hope you sorted the blue balls issue. Nasty feeling that hyped up and getting let down.



What does kill you makes you harder. Or stronger. Either way, Im still alive
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Posted: 2018-08-07 12:52:19

On 2018-08-07 12:49:02 Madison said:
Two days wait???
Luckily woth us if one girl isnnot available at that time we have 10 other girls you can choose from...



I booked a day in advance. But her suggestion was two days in advance. You'd think she was giving out new livers or something
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Posted: 2018-08-07 13:08:24

LMAO you paid in advance ?

pssst I am selling a mercedez sports car for R200 , just send it to me I will deliver it in two weeks hehehe
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Posted: 2018-08-07 13:14:58
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On 2018-08-07 13:08:24 john_adams said:
LMAO you paid in advance ?

pssst I am selling a mercedez sports car for R200 , just send it to me I will deliver it in two weeks hehehe



No. No payment. Just making the appointment. Unless the we're talking about the currency of anticipation
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Posted: 2018-08-07 13:24:02

oh , i see , well no money lost , so who cares
but I actually book in advance anyway but with MG's
some of them are very hard to get a booking so there is no choice however I have only been disappointed once , luckily there was another girl in the same place and she took the booking , which turned out to be a good thing anyway
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Posted: 2018-08-07 13:24:47

That is hectic, sorry about that

Hopefully someone helped you out....

I never understood that, the only time I ask that you let me know a day in advance is when you have a specific requirement other than that I am available
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Posted: 2018-08-07 13:48:13
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On 2018-08-07 13:24:47 Ziske said:
That is hectic, sorry about that

Hopefully someone helped you out....

I never understood that, the only time I ask that you let me know a day in advance is when you have a specific requirement other than that I am available



It does happen babe! My diary was booked 3 days in advance before I left for London a few years back! But I was reliable and 90% of the clients pitched! These days it only really happens with newbies! Unfortunately, many take it for granted!

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