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Come let me play with your ___
Posted: 2022-10-09 22:30:09
Edited: 2022-10-09 22:31:20
Edited: 2022-10-09 22:31:20
What's the funniest euphemism you've heard to finish this sentence? IL start with:
skin flute ;)
skin flute ;)
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Re: Come let me play with your ___
Posted: 2022-10-10 08:18:30
Pocket trumpet
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Re: Come let me play with your ___
Posted: 2022-10-10 08:42:45
Vagina viking
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Re: Come let me play with your ___
Posted: 2022-10-10 08:47:48
Love this thread
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Re: Come let me play with your ___
Posted: 2022-10-10 08:50:40
Kidney Scraper. * **
Tonsil Tickler.
* An ex girlfriend many years ago would often, mid missionary thrusting, in between moans, offer up this little gem ... "Oh god, my poor kidneys"
** Hard as a rock, that made me.
Tonsil Tickler.
* An ex girlfriend many years ago would often, mid missionary thrusting, in between moans, offer up this little gem ... "Oh god, my poor kidneys"
** Hard as a rock, that made me.
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Re: Come let me play with your ___
Posted: 2022-10-10 08:59:05
buttonhole worker
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Re: Come let me play with your ___
Posted: 2022-10-10 08:59:16
Silly willy
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Re: Come let me play with your ___
Posted: 2022-10-10 09:19:29
Edited: 2022-10-10 09:33:02
Hand ham
Pork sword
Boloney pony
Pocket porker
Edited: 2022-10-10 09:33:02
Hand ham
Pork sword
Boloney pony
Pocket porker
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Re: Come let me play with your ___
Posted: 2022-10-10 09:33:52
Haha love this memory so much <3
*Liver disturber ;P
On 2022-10-10 08:50:40 MrMagicHands said:
Kidney Scraper. * **
Tonsil Tickler.
* An ex girlfriend many years ago would often, mid missionary thrusting, in between moans, offer up this little gem ... "Oh god, my poor kidneys"
** Hard as a rock, that made me.
Haha love this memory so much <3
*Liver disturber ;P
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Re: Come let me play with your ___
Posted: 2022-10-10 11:58:29
Wol muis
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