Name: Siren
City: Johannesburg
Area: East Rand/Benoni
Last Visit: May 2023
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I have become somewhat disillusioned with punting as of late – I mostly just stick to visiting a handful of regulars. Very occasionally I will see someone new, just to keep it interesting - one thing that has not happened in years though, is me enjoying a session with a new lady so much that I return the very next day. But it happened last week. I just couldn’t stay away. A 1-hour session on Thursday, was followed by 2 hours on Friday and I wouldn’t be exaggerating to say that I am already making plans to head back.
To start- the venue is top notch. Off-street parking, clean well-appointed rooms, decent water pressure in the shower, clean fresh towels. I think the best bit of the venue is a little mini, decked courtyard, it’s lush and green and it’s super relaxing – it’s the perfect space to sit and chill out for five minutes before a massage.
So that’s all good and well but… Siren herself is just spectacular. Her face is absolutely gorgeous. She has keen sparkly eyes, and quite possibly the most charming smile I have ever seen. (There is something about her smile that reminds me of a young Jennifer Love-Hewitt (like in her “Can’t hardly wait” days), but hotter) I know I’m a client, but I found myself averting my eyes from time to time because I was staring at her like a teenager with a crush. I just couldn't help myself.
I am one of those guys who finds a wide variety of body types sexy – from skinny through to what might generously be called curvaceous – but of all the bodies I have seen (both in real life and on screen) Siren’s is probably the closest thing to perfection I have ever come across. Scratch that – it isn’t close to perfect. It is perfect. She is tall and slender, but still has feminine curves. She really should be a swimwear/lingerie model. There is a lot of hyperbole and exaggeration in the review section so I’m not quite sure how to emphasize this enough- she is just perfect. Depending on what you believe, Siren is either the pinnacle of 4 billion years of evolution or your deity of choice was just having a *REALLY* good day on the day that he made her. Either way she is something to behold.
I have said a few times that more important to me than looks is some sort of emotional or intellectual connection – you know, when you just ‘çlick’ with someone. The one thing that I can’t really comment on is her massage skills. She gave me a massage, but I was so engrossed in, and focused on, our conversation at the time that I actually couldn’t tell you how it was. What I can tell you about that time is that Siren is incredibly charming and has a keen intellect. She is sharp as a whip and genuinely engaging- hence the 2-hour booking the following day. 60 mins at a time with her is just not enough. She is honestly bewitching. And that’s before playtime starts.
I don’t usually reveal any details when it comes to the sensual part (because I don’t think it’s possible for a lady to replicate the experience with every client, and I don’t want to create unreasonable expectations) but let me just say that my personal experience was absolutely phenomenal.
I really cannot recommend this lady highly enough.
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Ratings:
Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes
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