The post comes with a disclaimer - no counselling replies or advice required and no cry for help comments please.

So, by the end of the week, my time on earth will be over, by choice. A very orderly, transparent and non trauma related exit.

Having said that, I'm looking for a petite below +-25yr lady that will keep her promise and deliver what she says in Johannesburg, perhaps Pretoria.

All ladies are welcome to private message me if you're interested with rates and service proposals. We can iron out the details and logistics - I'll unfortunately only engage with those that meet the brief.

I'm white male marginally below 50 and not athletic build - the opposite. Budget at no more than R2,500

Erotic, sensual, intimate and no rush service with lady enjoying focus on her most of the time. Responsive to touch and willing to state her preference to pleasure. Penetration not the focus of the session.

I started my post as I did only as I truly have one last shot at a great experience and beg those service providers that misrepresent, scam or wish to take money only to please not respond. You've made your money from me already over many years

All aspects for the week ahead has meticulously been put in place - please can a young, confident and gorgeous soul help me with this aspect of the week!

Bro life is precious

DM me we can chat, whatever it is can be worked on, please reconsider this exit.

On 2023-11-26 10:37:56 Gforces said:
The post comes with a disclaimer - no counselling replies or advice required and no cry for help comments please.

So, by the end of the week, my time on earth will be over, by choice. A very orderly, transparent and non trauma related exit.

Having said that, I'm looking for a petite below +-25yr lady that will keep her promise and deliver what she says in Johannesburg, perhaps Pretoria.

All ladies are welcome to private message me if you're interested with rates and service proposals. We can iron out the details and logistics - I'll unfortunately only engage with those that meet the brief.

I'm white male marginally below 50 and not athletic build - the opposite. Budget at no more than R2,500

Erotic, sensual, intimate and no rush service with lady enjoying focus on her most of the time. Responsive to touch and willing to state her preference to pleasure. Penetration not the focus of the session.

I started my post as I did only as I truly have one last shot at a great experience and beg those service providers that misrepresent, scam or wish to take money only to please not respond. You've made your money from me already over many years

All aspects for the week ahead has meticulously been put in place - please can a young, confident and gorgeous soul help me with this aspect of the week!

Bro I can relate to exactly what you speak of. Been there, done that. Almost bought the google cards, then realised it was suspicious. Booked them under 25's being promised the world, then when you get in the room there are rules and regulations, dont touch this and dont touch that. An extra for every topping like you are buying a R1300 pizza from Andicios.

It is really hard to find a decent good regular these days.


No offence to those, but my experience with most of the 25 and under's that I have been with, is that they are very inexperienced.

They are only in it for the money and provide a very mechanical service. There are only a handful, that really know what they are doing and provide exceptional service. Yet they charge you an arm, a leg, and a pinky toe, maybe even more.


I would recommend you give www.esa.co.za/escorts/viewEscort.php a shout. She is such an amazing person. She might just be the unicorn you are looking for...

Slide me a DM bro if you want to meet up for a drink or need to talk

Without prejudice I'm reading and responding only on the area that I can be of assistance so I've taken the livery on inboxing you the details of the very unicorn you seek

Thank you for all the recommendations and referrals - much appreciated.

Value all the respectful replies to the above - thank you!

Ladies interested, welcome to DM till about 12:00 tomorrow, Monday 27 Nov.

On 2023-11-26 17:04:52 Gforces said:
Thank you for all the recommendations and referrals - much appreciated.

Value all the respectful replies to the above - thank you!

Ladies interested, welcome to DM till about 12:00 tomorrow, Monday 27 Nov.

Lots of love brother, You will come right, your dreams will come through

If you dont come right, I might be able to put you in touch with the right people

I respect this. Happy last innings Sir. On your own terms.

Don't do it but, not suppose to happen like this, unless you terminally sick, it's not worth it, just pomp some lekker hot numbers to make you feel like you a "Casanova" join the ESA Wannabe "Casanova Crew" ... no judgment from me, I've tried twice, first didn't work, second. gun didn't fire, and that was a sign for the rest of my life. I'm here for a purpose, may not be the greatest or what I want it to be ... fucking bad bitches all day sipping on cocktails on a tropical beach fucking more bad bitches but I rather enjoy the other small things!

Appreciate the updated comments and recommendations in my inbox - Thank You. I value and respect the candour you have shared.

Any ladies wanting to still reply and share your services please let me know this morning - thank you for those that have responded.