I am giving a free ejaculation control cock massage to clients that have not been with me.

On Wednesday and Friday.

Do bear in mind this is not a complete treatment but rather a taste of heaven.

All I require in return is to hear something hilarious that I have never herd before.

Once off offer ;)

Not sure if hilarious, but probably something you never heard of before:

www.esa.co.za/forum/thread.php

Do I win?
(Acknowledgement to Lockdown)

Even though I don't qualify Here's one and it's pretty apt I think

Boobs are like kids toys - fun to play with - and sooner or later they end up in the mouth :-)

Or an oldie but still funny
Love sucks! True love swallows 😂😂

@ iamfunlover since you are not a existing client.

Even though you have been once upon a time along time ago.

I will grant you a chance;)

@ longjon unfortunately i cannot open the link for some reason.

Yay for me
Tata ma chance hey

Lol if you wanna tata a chance. You will have to come up with something better than that.

I seriously need to have my funny bone tickeled ;) in a big way.

Hey Arwen, do you know why midgets giggle whenever they pay soccer?
The grass tickles their testicles :)

Lol @ lithium. This seems to be the funniest so far.
You more than welcome to slap me with more humour.

The more Humour you share the more of a chance you stand to get this amazing cock massage that will not only prolong and intensify your orgasm. But curl your toes sending entire shockwaves throughout your body and after a orgasm so intense the best sex you have had cannot compare. You will be drifting in and out of a naturally induced Euphoric Sate for long after your climax :)

And I'll be so chuffed with myself because I did that :)

Funlover should be disqualified for laughing at his own joke. Tsk-tsk...

What is a pirate's favourite letter?

You think it would be 'R'
But tis the 'C' they love...