Are any of you beautiful ladies running a special today? Jhb or pretoria. Please PM me

Porra has a buy two banana get a third free down at the fruit shop, but take the correct cash you don't want to end up with 3 banana's, 2 chappies and toffee

LMAO! There are always specials at my fruitshop, especially chappies!

My potato peeler is on special, oh no sorry she is booked out all afternoon for Muj!

On 2016-04-19 10:22:05 daporra said:


My potato peeler is on special, oh no sorry she is booked out all afternoon for Muj!

Will have her back before 6pm just in time for Don to enjoy some sloppy seconds.

Seriously man, Im kak horny today ek se. Gonna fuck up my punting budget if I go punting today becoz inevitably I'll end up naaing op skuld with the credit cards before month end! 😠

I wish I can win the fokken lottery to bankroll my punting 😢😢😢

monthly punting budget coming under pressure these days, thinking of taking a weekend job as a driver at daporras fruit shop. Promise I wont naai in the lorrie.

two samosas and a bunny chow 50% off at Muj's tikka palace

I agree Muj! It totally sucks when your punting budget has been used up and it's just past the middle of the month!!!! So many beauties and so little cash...... Maybe I must start doing 'tender' work for the government.... Ask old 'J' for some bucks.....

Greatest irony for me, I have all the time in the world to punt mostly whenever I want but dont have the moola for it 😢😢😢😢😢

Foda-se I am not scared you naai in my lorry, I am terrified you naai my lorry!

No no the lorry is for the umlungu you can use the bicicleta with the basket in front

On 2016-04-19 14:11:16 daporra said:
Foda-se I am not scared you naai in my lorry, I am terrified you naai my lorry!

No no the lorry is for the umlungu you can use the bicicleta with the basket in front

If it moves, Ill fuck it.

Cant take it anymore. Fokkof nou huistoe and gonna have to punt.