Review Wifey-Margate South Coast

Posted: 2016-07-03 14:24:00

Name: Wifey

City: Margate

Area: South Coast

Last Visit: July 2016

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I visited Wifey (pronounced Wife..eee) for the first time some 25 years ago when she operated under the trade name of "Soon to be Wifey"!! The sex was rampant and erotic and carnal and explosive! We would fuck on the futon, fornicate in the front room, copulate in the kitchen, cohabit in the cupboard, go all the way in the garden and conjugate in the conservatory! We would fuck on the back seat of the car, in toilet cubicles at nightclubs, in cheap motel rooms, at the drive-in ...and once even in her own mothers bed! We would fuck on the table, fuck on the couch, fuck on the carpet, fuck on the ceiling!

We fucked a lot!!

But as time went by, my conjugal visits to this lady became fewer and fewer, less passionate, more mundane and mechanical, less important and gradually trickled down to a single annual visit ...which I now would look forward to each year with great eagerness!

Yesterday, I happened to glance at the calendar, and realized that my annual visit was due! Wee Willie sat up in glee, my nuts tightened, the butterflies in my tummy got hard-ons and my mouth tightened in a lecherous grin! I slavered to the phone and made THE call!! She answered in that bored husky voice of hers and I piped:
"Hi Darling, I will be home early tonight, lets lock the doors, lower the lights, send cretin off-spring to the neighbor and ....!!!"

She shut my romantic wheedle down with a seductive torrent of:
"On your way home, stop in at Checkers and pick up a loaf of brown health bread ...that one in the blue striped pack ...NOT the red, the one with low GI on the label, the one made by Albany NOT by Sasko ! Also a block of butter, a dozen eggs, two cans of Puss-in-boots cat food, a large pack of Always Ultra maximum flow tampons, a pack of hair curlers, a box of sleeping tablets and one of those LARGE blister packs of Disprin ...I have a headache from hell!!"

Assuming that this meant:
"Yes darling, I CANT WAIT to see you, what time will you be here?"...I did the shopping, added a nice big bunch of red roses and a double thick Cadbury chocolate to the bill ...and drove home with the image of a long succulent sweaty session of torrid intercourse firmly imprinted in the pleasure sensors of my brain!

I have to add at this point that, although Wifey can be quite sensual and erotic (well she was ...last year), she is one of those pedantic ladies that makes no bones about laying down the rules and guidelines ...you know EXACTLY what to expect before you get there!! No BBBJTCIM, no BBBJWF, no CG, no DDP, no MPs, no facials, no CIM, no Cum in hair, no cum twice, no PSE, no FIV, no Italian , no French, no Greek, no Roman showers, no tea-bagging, no TUMA ...and the list goes on!! BUT ...thank goodness ...she will RELUCTANTLY allow a GFE ...if well primed!

Well, to cut a long story short, I did manage to get my jollies off with Wifey on Saturday night ...but ONLY once I had mowed the lawn, picked up the dog shit, fixed the leaking tap, painted the gutters and serviced the car!!

If I close my eyes I can still picture the passionate throbbing and thrusting, the intertwined limbs, the sweat, the erotic groaning and the jack hammer fucking ...of the porno movie I watched last week ...whilst my short lived dalliance with Wifey is more easily remembered by the fact that when that woman cums ...she cums in tongues! I have never seen anything quite like it ...her eyes glaze over, her cheeks turn rosy red, her body heaves and ripples, and her mouth ejaculates a stream of orgasmic invective:
"Didyouremembertopaythedoctor andthetvlicense andthedstvsubscription anddontforgettorepairtheswimmingpool andthedrippingshowerand .....!!!!

Will I return? Fuuuc yes ...but only this time again next year!

Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 4/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner:2/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 4/5
Service: 5/5


Will you return? Yes (I have no option!)
Advertiser looked like the photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

Brilliant review GreyGrey.

@greygrey is that the old review or this years??

Brilliant! :-)

Damn I think there is a duplicate SP with name Wifey based in Tshwane who went to the same training school. Because that review is exactly what I've experienced.

How coincidental is that!

Grey Grey you deserve a Bells man.

This would be even more funny if it wasn't so true ...

This one is for you Ms Veronica

@GREYGREY - Any improvement on the SP's telephone manner?

On 2017-07-03 10:01:16 Honorable Member said:
This would be even more funny if it wasn't so true ...

Do you honestly believe it is true??? I mean like every single bit ??