A married man was driving to work the other day, when he got a NARB (No apparent reason boner). Maybe he was unconsciously thinking of the GND (girl next door), whom he thought of as a POS(pussy on the side).

His friend told him, not too long ago, to look in the newspaper classifieds for P4P(pay for play). And since then he's been thinking about his UST(unresolved sexual tension).

As he was driving past Proes street in Pretoria, he caught a glimpse of a sexy girl in a very short dress. He thought that maybe se was an SG(street girl).

He was already ten minutes late for his shift at the factory where he worked. If he was going to do this, she would have to engage in serious SS(speed seduction). He decided to go for it, because it was only going to be a ST(short time) before his co worker would phone to ask what exactly was keeping him.


He knew this was going to have to be a very quick one, so he started on some DIY(to masturbate) as he stopped beside her.

She got into his car, and it was as if he could still smell the previous guys sweat on her. But there was no time to dwell on that, as he was fully erect now.

He slipped her donation(payment) into her handbag, and drove off around the corner for their private moment.

She must have been in a big hurry as well, because as he got into the back seat of his car, she was already undressed. He saw that the CMD(carpet matched the drapes), meaning all the hair, top and bottom, was the same colour.

He tickled her Kitty(pussy), while she did some DFK(deep French kissing) with him. It was as he pulled away from her lips, that he noticed her Butterface(everything looked good but her face)

He made her turn around so he would not have to look at her, and maybe loose his boner. He had to speed things up anyway. He was so late!

He asked if some A-level(anal) was in order, and she happily obliged. With no lube at hand he did TIHA(tongue in her ass).

But as the tip of his tongue touched her starfish, he exploded in a loud roar behind her.

She turned around and announced SOG(shot on goal). You only get one release.

She jumped out of his car before he could blink.

Leaving him to clean up the mess he made.

He was now too late to go to work anyway, and he was not satisfied. He would have to get himself to one of those SAA(sex addicts anonymous) meetings. And soon.

Great story Minette ... lol

Written out of boredom. Lol

It seems that you had plenty of time on hand ... lol

Yes, very lazy today. Haha

Lovely original story Minette. Had such a laugh. One of those radical moments hey! Well done......xxx

Thank you lovely lady Kimmylee! xx

On 2017-11-18 17:27:34 Minette said:
Thank you lovely lady Kimmylee! xx

You're welcome my sweet lady. I just love authentic well thought out stories I could read them countless times. Even imaginable ones at that. By the way lovely set of pics you got there *kisses*