On 2017-06-21 13:37:59 jaykay96 said:
Mr Chairman,

I hereby formally apply for membership, that is if you take members from Cape Town?

The dearth of talent in this area is forcing me to tickle the pickle more often than I'd like. Currently of the 70 odd SPs in our village advertising on ESA:
4 are banned
5 are massage only (full house for me at the moment)
2 are travel only
1 is a crap lay
1 I am the wrong demographic for
8 are well overpriced (my budgets not bad but these ladies .... tjo tjo tjo)
5 of them are the same lady
4 specialise in an area I haven't convinced myself to try yet
At least 2 are code 3s
1 I did not click with
1 Myword advised me away from
1 is leaving shortly
Of the balance they all either don't fit my demographic, are in dodgy areas, or don't return any form of comms.

So I am figuratively fucked and literally left to playing a lone-hand, hence my application to your society.

I hope you view this request favourably.

Yours in earnest

Welcome boss! I'm glad to see our regional SSS chapters growing.

Cape Town WGs are indeed often overpriced because of the tourist market there. I can count on my one hand how many WGs in CT were great. Most are rushed and give pretty kak service.
Another problem is the number of white WGs who keep company with the scum of the earth cape flats gangsters. I really hate that shit. I can't fathom why good looking girls would hang out with these human toxic waste. Checking some of their FB profiles make we wanna vomit. Seeing these girls with these cunts.
*Rant over*

I predict that CT will become a great SSS regional chapter of this esteemed organisation.

The updated list :

TOP MANAGEMENT:

Chairman : Boobs53
Directors : DirectorSSS and Pantum

Health and Safety Officer : Se_Kaas

Transport Officer : DaPorra

MEMBERS :
I never learn
Grey Knight
Yewrev
Joe73
Havata
Mr Bond
Peter Buck
Chmoks
Jasimo
Spenekop
Tobago
Saintjj
MrShyGuyV2

New members :
Pere
LookingForFun29
Mxx
Milo 41
Muffman69
Jaykay (Cape Town Chapter)
Witwolf82

Brand new member :
Orpheus


Welcome to the new members. Kindly remember that at the next meeting your initiation will take place. And you are sponsoring the drinks for the evening.

Cheers

Boss, you forgot I have a dual role. I'm also acting Vice-Chair.

SSS secret handshake

INL

Thanks for updating the list ... will discuss it on Tuesday during our "meeting" ... lol !!!

Chairman greetings

SSS secret handshake

I have to raise an objection regarding the growth of the group. From the last figures I had (which for obvious secret reasons i cannot reveal) the growth of new members is actually exponentially more than is made public.

This claim can be corroborated by the amount of tossers in government and on our roads.

I hereby demand that the correct members list be circulated between members so we know whose hand to shake (if you know what I mean...)

Have notice that Orpheus are now trying to bactrack on his application we recieved last week. Together with that of ramrom, after accepting the advice of SSS members on how to stop punting.

Yewrev I have no intention of joining your club. As I indicated in response to an inbox I received from one of your members please leave me out of your posts, what ever issues there were have been dealt with by ESA.

If you guys have any other issues with me feel free to report me.

Due to the objection raised by witwolf(what a supremist name) I'd like to distance myself from the sss(another supremist name)

Lmao, Se_kaas is part of a supremisist group! Now this amuses me! But the implication that Orpheus puts forward is just retarded, given that Se_Kaas definately wouldn't be a part of or accepted by a supremisist group. Duh.

Fuck.off.