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Re: The worst five words
Posted: 2017-12-29 15:47:58
What color is your money?
(..on some multiracial booking) duhh
(..on some multiracial booking) duhh
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Re: The worst five words
Posted: 2017-12-29 16:43:55
My maid has left so.I hope you dont mind if I check on my child...
Infamous lady many years back.. should have told me on the phone and I would have avoided a booking.messed me up emotionally when she brought the infant to the room...
Infamous lady many years back.. should have told me on the phone and I would have avoided a booking.messed me up emotionally when she brought the infant to the room...
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Re: The worst five words
Posted: 2017-12-29 18:29:54
En baie dankie vir JOU !!!!
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Re: The worst five words
Posted: 2017-12-29 19:03:18
Just canned myself! ;-) Thanks!
On 2017-12-29 18:29:54 I never learn said:
En baie dankie vir JOU !!!!
Just canned myself! ;-) Thanks!
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Re: The worst five words
Posted: 2017-12-29 19:23:45
And must .. you have just paid a lot of moola .. lol !!!
On 2017-12-29 18:29:54 I never learn said:
En baie dankie vir JOU !!!!
And must .. you have just paid a lot of moola .. lol !!!
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Re: The worst five words
Posted: 2017-12-29 19:37:42
Mr Shy
I think that is one of the basic rules of engagement. As a gentleman I would thank the lady after enduring my antics, and WITHOUT FAIL they ALL say this :
En dankie vir JOU
With the last word the voice goes an octave higher as well.
Really ?
I think that is one of the basic rules of engagement. As a gentleman I would thank the lady after enduring my antics, and WITHOUT FAIL they ALL say this :
En dankie vir JOU
With the last word the voice goes an octave higher as well.
Really ?
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Re: The worst five words
Posted: 2017-12-29 19:57:55
That is exactly how I pictured the scene ;-) It happens quite often
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Re: The worst five words
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Re: The worst five words
Posted: 2018-01-06 09:17:06
I can relate to many you's brasse se worst 5 words!
I think we can agree that right on top is the "Did you come yet babe?"
My second worst is: "Sjoe, maar hy is klein"
I think we can agree that right on top is the "Did you come yet babe?"
My second worst is: "Sjoe, maar hy is klein"
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Re: The worst five words
Posted: 2018-01-06 09:37:39
After reading reviews which say:
" she kisses like a champion."
Then when I get to her she says:
" sorry I really don't kiss."
Please don't come up with that poor hygiene excuse!!
My hygiene is perfect.
And to test it I book another girl in the same week . And I ask her, is my hygiene good or bad.
It's very good she says, " Why".
No just asking , I say.
" she kisses like a champion."
Then when I get to her she says:
" sorry I really don't kiss."
Please don't come up with that poor hygiene excuse!!
My hygiene is perfect.
And to test it I book another girl in the same week . And I ask her, is my hygiene good or bad.
It's very good she says, " Why".
No just asking , I say.
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