The grade 5 teacher one day asked the children in her class to make rhymes with there names.
First up was Dan. A very adventures' child.
My name is Dan,
When I grow up to be a man,
I want to go to India and Japan ,
If I can, If I can, If I can.


Very good she said to Dan. She then told Sally that it now was her turn.

My name is Sally,
When I grow up to be a lady,
I want to have a baby
If I can, if I can, if I can.
That is good Sally, she said. But maybe one day you will change your mind.


Next up was Jonny, he was the naughty one in the class.
My name is Jonny,
When I grow up to be a man,
Never mind India and Japan ,
I gonna help Sally with her plan,
I know I can.

Why do Indians love cricket , but not rugby ?

The only time an Indian oke will touch a rugby ball is to put a price tag on it .

LOL.....and then they will make sure that it is over priced nogal ook

ha ha ha ha very funny ha ha ha

How many women with PMS does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer is 13.

A beautiful woman went to see a gynaecologist.
The doctor took one look at the stunning woman and all his professionalism went out of the window.

He told her to get undressed.






After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing so he asked her,
'Do you know what I am doing?'






'Yes,' she replied, 'You are checking for abrasions or dermatological abnormalities.'







'That's right,' said the doctor. He then began to fondle her Breasts.
'Do you know what I am doing now?' he asked.






'Yes,' she said, 'You are checking for lumps which might indicate Breast cancer.'






'Correct,' replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his patient and started having
sexual intercourse with her. He asked,
'Do you know what I am doing now?'







'Yes,' she said, 'You're getting herpes: which is why I came here in the first place.'

One day the v@g#na escaped and decided to take a walk around the body.

She first came across the bladder and asked: 'Who are you?'
The bladder replied : 'I'm the bladder.'
Further on she came across the kidneys and said : 'You guys must be twins, who are you?'
The kidneys replied : 'We are the kidneys.'

She went further up, coming across the lungs, the liver and so on.
As she went up she came across the heart and asked : 'Who are you?'
And the heart replied : 'I'm the heart.'

The v@g#na screamed : 'AHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! You are the bastard I've been looking for.'
The heart was surprised :'But why are you so mad at me, what did I do to you?'

'What do you mean what did you do to me?'
'You are the one going around falling in love and guess what happens to me?'
'I'm the one who's being screwed'

Enjoyed the gynae joke :)
LOL

Thanx Fleetfoot :-)

What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS ?
A crazy bitch who WILL find you !