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Re: The worst five words
Posted: 2018-01-06 10:57:58
If Gillette thinks having a shave is the BEST A MAN CAN GET!?
Then they never had a lady servicing him from the front and another licking me from the back,
I think that's a pretty bold statement. But if you are going to do that it would be polite to have a little shave first lol.
Then they never had a lady servicing him from the front and another licking me from the back,
I think that's a pretty bold statement. But if you are going to do that it would be polite to have a little shave first lol.
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Re: The worst five words
Posted: 2018-01-06 13:31:56
Do not make me cum
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Re: The worst five words
Posted: 2018-01-06 15:15:01
Send all your friends over.
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Re: The worst five words
Posted: 2018-01-06 19:06:04
This has been a very interesting thread. I have never heard of half these remarks.
It has been very enlightening and entertaining.
My favourite line which makes me smile is "how many times can I cum in an hour?"
"As many times as you can. I do not charge extra for orgasms"
It has been very enlightening and entertaining.
My favourite line which makes me smile is "how many times can I cum in an hour?"
"As many times as you can. I do not charge extra for orgasms"
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Re: The worst five words
Posted: 2018-01-06 19:07:35
That is very sad.
On 2017-12-29 16:43:55 in69 said:
My maid has left so.I hope you dont mind if I check on my child...
Infamous lady many years back.. should have told me on the phone and I would have avoided a booking.messed me up emotionally when she brought the infant to the room...
That is very sad.
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Re: The worst five words
Posted: 2018-01-06 23:29:43
"Whats your real name?"
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Re: The worst five words
Posted: 2018-01-07 06:43:45
After confirming a booking for a specific time, u get to the place and she tells u ..
- "pls wait 10 minutes, I'm just finishing with a client"
- "I'm not yet there, I'm dropping my kids off, wait for me, I'll there in 30 minutes"
- "pls wait 10 minutes, I'm just finishing with a client"
- "I'm not yet there, I'm dropping my kids off, wait for me, I'll there in 30 minutes"
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Re: The worst five words
Posted: 2018-01-07 06:51:06
After you've cum n still have time left, she tells you - "time to go, Ive got another client waiting"
After confirming shower facilities wen making the booking, and after you've cum, she says - "no shower, but u can wash in the basin"
After confirming shower facilities wen making the booking, and after you've cum, she says - "no shower, but u can wash in the basin"
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Re: The worst five words
Posted: 2018-01-07 06:57:26
- youre taking long to cum
- my next client has arrived.
- After hearing the flat gate unlock, she said "my children arrived from school - lets be quieter"
Eish!!!
- my next client has arrived.
- After hearing the flat gate unlock, she said "my children arrived from school - lets be quieter"
Eish!!!
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Re: The worst five words
Posted: 2018-01-07 08:51:59
Having read all of the above, it is astonishing that SP's still wonder why business is slow.
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