How's this old saying !
"He takes the cake"

What fucken cake?
Where does he take it to? The bakery?
Why did he leave the pie behind ?
Pie would have been better " easy as a pie"

"The only limits to the possibilities in your life tomorrow are the buts you use today." ---Les Brown

Make haste slowly. - Norwegian proverb.

"Your relationship with yourself sets the tone for every other relationship you have." ---Robert Holden

"The finest steel has to go through the hottest fire."

~Richard M. Nixon

"Once upon a time, I dreamt I was a butterfly, fluttering hither and thither, to all intents and purposes a butterfly. I was conscious only of my happiness as a butterfly, unaware that I was myself. Soon I awaked, and there I was, veritably myself again. Now I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly, dreaming I am a man."

ZHUANGZI

"If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again." ---Flavia Weedn

Respect other people's feelings, it might mean nothing to you, but it could mean everything to them...

Roy T. Bennett

Don't do anything out of desperation. If you're having trouble, wait it out and think carefully about what to do next.
Lee TDH

I know everything happens for a reason, but sometimes I wish I knew what that reason was.

~Unknown