Here's my first five words and more and are all a turn off.

1. Put your finger in my ass babe (knowing that I don't offer prostate play)
2. Can I please use the toilet, is there toilet paper? Can I take a shower? Then followed by lick my ass babe (knowing that I don't rim anymore and bits of stinking crap is stuck on the ass even after the shower)
3. Let me lick the inside of your ear babe (knowing that it is a very personal thing to me)
4. Open your legs wide babe!
5. Squeeze my balls!
6. Can I cum on your face? (Knowing for a fact that I don't offer COF)
7. When I grab a condom and the cock starts to shrivel then you hear things like "I don't like condoms cause I don't use one with my wife"! Really?


One of the few I can remember at the moment. Some were mentioned already earlier on the thread and they are such a big turn off. No wonder why us ladies also refuse to take punters in because of such behavior. Even if we need the money, some of us aren't that desperate. Whether the business may be quiet or not, it takes 2 to tango. Practice what you preach!


Peace of advice:
*Learn to be content.
*Learn to be respectful towards yourself and others.
*Learn to be considerate and less impulsive because we refuse to think with our brains and use other tools to do the thinking.
*Love yourself so that you can spread the love to the next best thing.
*Learn not to be manipulative.
*Learn to not force your way in because all that could lead to destruction.
*Learn to grateful.

If you practice this you will have less things to complain about and more to be joyful about!

I am a Gold Member!

As soon as some one tells me he's a Gold Member I change. I don't mind any Gold Members but I Like to feel the real deal, don't want to worry about how someone are going to rewiev me on a strectmark or a pimple. No one are perfect. Just keep quiet and go with the flow, life are already so rushed.

Ouch Not so hard babes

"Baby are you clean shaven"

Worst for me was, "oh shame you not circumcised" lol

"Please buy condoms for me babes"
"Buy me cigarettes"
"Ran out of lube, but We can use moisturizer. My other clients don't complain so why are you?"

X isn't available, but I am

Sh1t, my husband is home

"I'm flying out at 5am (to CPT).
Pleezzeeeuh??"

Only to have said client call the following day with the ridiculous excuse of, yeah, you guessed, "my plans changed"

NB: think before you lie...