Where do I download the membership forms?

On 2017-07-18 09:45:13 I-lick said:
Where do I download the membership forms?

Just admit loudly, or in a moment of weakness that you are, like all men, inclined to at some point wax the sword...

On 2017-07-18 08:58:06 BOOBS53 said:
Funz ... your application has been successfully accepted ... welcome to the SSS.

INL, please update the members list.

SSS GREETINGS

Thanks! :-)

"Funz ... your application has been successfully accepted ... welcome to the SSS.

INL, please update the members list.

SSS GREETINGS"


Mr Chairman, where did Funz qualify for membership ? I can't find any statements to that effect ?

Cheers

PS : Working overtime on this exponentially growing membership list.

And then once I have the members, they change names ? SayCheese and DirectorSSS ?

More overtime. Damn. Not even getting laid/paid/wanked for this ....

Cheers

"You'd be surprised how men from different backgrounds differ in their skommeling techniques! If you thing Daporra was progressive by being a in-the-pool-skommelaar, I'd suggest our esteemed Director or Chairman demonstrate to you the "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Tollie" technique! It's really expert level stuff!"


And don't forget the original wanking situation where one of my vehicles spotted a man in a low-slung German sports car on the way to Bloem with his eyes closed in the throes of ejaculating, eyes wide shut, driving on sperm, where the SSS actually originated.

The infamous "Transporter wanking technique" , made famous by our Chairman.

LOL

INL

Anybody that wants to join are more than welcome .. he already admits that he is a wanker just by applying for membership ... lol !!!

Ps: INL you missed out on an really epic meeting yesterday at La Femme !!!

SSS GREETINGS

l-lick your application were successfully accepted .. welcome buddy !!!

INL please update the membership list ... thx

SSS GREETINGS

Mister Chairman

I must insist that the minimum requirements of our application process be followed, namely that the applicant must state on this forum that he is a wanker.

And kindly post the relevant passage from the application on this thread, otherwise I must go and read each and every thread to pick up the relevant application.

I would also respectfully want to request that I get an assistant to help me in this almopst full-time job of updating the membership list. Might I suggest young, beautiful, eager to please , etc etc ? I will need a stipend to cover her. Costs of course.

So Funz and I-Licks applications are still hanging.

We cannot be seen as being captured by outside influences.

Wankers to the Core !!!

Cheers

@INL to late my friend the chairman has already been captured by a certain set of aliens that have now moved into the Centurion area.