On the Ford Motor Company introducing a new car :

'In accordance with current fashion in automobile nomenclature it was called ,one assumes inappropriately, a Mustang.'

John Kenneth Galbraith (JKG )

an eye for and eye, makes the world blind.

There is more money being spent on breast implants and viagra today than on alzheimer's disease...by 2040 there'l be an elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections with absolutely no idea what to do with them...

Definition of Success

'Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion - you have to set yourself on fire first...'

...set me on fire baby...

Oily this chick will burn u from inside, she is a walking microwave!

If your dog was barking at the back door and your wife was knocking on the front door, who would you let in first?

The dog, because at least he would shut up once he was in.

I never understand about this life but I learn to be a man with positive attitude; and that's enough to make my day........Written in 2009 by William Johnson Tjan --- Indonesia

I am cut up with curiosity about Charlize Theron's Afrikaans accent. (Maybe only her proud momma has the privilege of hearing her daughter speak her native tongue).
Some people go for a 2 week holiday to the USA and straightaway sport an American accent !

I love the sound of the American twang , but I love even more the Irish brogue , the Scottish burr , and the clipped syllables of the Englishry.

Now ze cute French accent , that's now something special !

The lilting Indian accent elicits only ridicule an'all .

I wonder why ?

life sucks.:'I was so poor growing up, if I wasn't a boy. I'd have had nothing to play with.'