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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2018-10-03 14:22:41
Wives are funny creatures.They will not have sex with their husbands for weeks, and then they want to kill the woman who does.
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2018-10-03 14:24:59
Now that's funny
On 2018-10-03 14:22:41 semensquirter said:
Wives are funny creatures.They will not have sex with their husbands for weeks, and then they want to kill the woman who does.
Now that's funny
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2018-10-03 14:34:04
I also can't understand that shit ... lol !!!
On 2018-10-03 14:22:41 semensquirter said:
Wives are funny creatures.They will not have sex with their husbands for weeks, and then they want to kill the woman who does.
I also can't understand that shit ... lol !!!
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2018-10-03 17:49:23
A daughter wanted to discuss somthing with her dad. Not sure how to approach it, she decide to just tell him.
Daughter "Dad I am pregnant".
Father thinking about it for sometime before responding
"Don't worry, it might not even be yours."
Daughter "Dad I am pregnant".
Father thinking about it for sometime before responding
"Don't worry, it might not even be yours."
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2018-10-03 17:56:56
The father was high, hahahaha...
On 2018-10-03 17:49:23 jjsoap said:
A daughter wanted to discuss somthing with her dad. Not sure how to approach it, she decide to just tell him.
Daughter "Dad I am pregnant".
Father thinking about it for sometime before responding
"Don't worry, it might not even be yours."
The father was high, hahahaha...
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2018-10-03 17:59:38
Edited: 2018-10-03 18:00:05
Edited: 2018-10-03 18:00:05
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2018-10-04 19:36:36
Man 1 : I am fed up with my wife's memory!!!!!
Man 2 : Why, does she often forget?
Man 1 : No...she never forgets :)
Man 2 : Why, does she often forget?
Man 1 : No...she never forgets :)
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2018-10-04 19:51:24
A guy decides its time to get his groove on
He meets a working girl, but he is a cheap skate, she wants R500 and he is only willing to pay R200
Anyway she caves in (recession) times are tough and they go at it, 2 days later he sees the same working and says "hey you gave me crabs" to which she replies " what did you expect for R200 prawns"
He meets a working girl, but he is a cheap skate, she wants R500 and he is only willing to pay R200
Anyway she caves in (recession) times are tough and they go at it, 2 days later he sees the same working and says "hey you gave me crabs" to which she replies " what did you expect for R200 prawns"
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2018-10-05 19:12:35
3 drunk guys entered a taxi
The taxi driver knew that they were drunk.so he started the engine and turned it off again.
Then said, "We have reached your destination
the 1st guy gave him money and the 2nd guy said Thank you.
The 3rd guy slapped the driver,the driver was shocked thinking the 3rd knew what he did.
But then he asked,What was that for
The 3rd guy replied
Control your speed next time,you nearly killed us:))))
The taxi driver knew that they were drunk.so he started the engine and turned it off again.
Then said, "We have reached your destination
the 1st guy gave him money and the 2nd guy said Thank you.
The 3rd guy slapped the driver,the driver was shocked thinking the 3rd knew what he did.
But then he asked,What was that for
The 3rd guy replied
Control your speed next time,you nearly killed us:))))
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2018-10-07 19:01:49
Ever since the petrol price went up,I sleep in peace.no more vrr vrrr pha phas in the middle of the night.
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