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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2018-10-08 11:23:50
Micky and Paddy are sitting in a pub.
Mick says: "I think I'm gonna divorce my wife, she hasn't spoken to me in two years.
Paddy Replies: "You'd better think it over. Women like that are hard to find.
Mick says: "I think I'm gonna divorce my wife, she hasn't spoken to me in two years.
Paddy Replies: "You'd better think it over. Women like that are hard to find.
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2018-10-11 11:15:08
Why does a bride smile when she's walking down the aisle?
She knows she's given her last blow job.
Why does a dog lick its penis?
Because it can't make a fist.
She knows she's given her last blow job.
Why does a dog lick its penis?
Because it can't make a fist.
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2018-10-11 11:30:33
A man and his wife are sound asleep in bed when the phone rings.
The man picks up, listens for a second and says, 'How the hell would I know, you idiot? I'm not a weatherman,' before slamming down the receiver. 'Who was that?' asks his wife. 'Wrong number. It was some jerk asking if the coast was clear.'
The man picks up, listens for a second and says, 'How the hell would I know, you idiot? I'm not a weatherman,' before slamming down the receiver. 'Who was that?' asks his wife. 'Wrong number. It was some jerk asking if the coast was clear.'
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2018-10-16 06:46:05
It's my first time in court, and I heard the Judge saying "Order!!" and I replied "Rice, Chicken and Juice!" Now two Police officers are escorting me outside. I think we are going to the restaurant.
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2018-11-02 14:51:46
A guy rushed into a crowded bar, waving his handgun, and yelled:
"I have a 45 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world,with a 6round magazine and one in the chamber.
I want to know, which arsehole here,has been sleeping with my wife?"
A voice from the back of the bar called out:
You need more ammo"
"I have a 45 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world,with a 6round magazine and one in the chamber.
I want to know, which arsehole here,has been sleeping with my wife?"
A voice from the back of the bar called out:
You need more ammo"
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2018-11-02 15:17:42
Lol.........
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2018-11-02 21:16:11
Lol.
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2018-11-03 14:07:37
Why do women fart after they pee?
They can't shake it, so they blow it dry!!!!!!
They can't shake it, so they blow it dry!!!!!!
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2018-11-13 14:01:49
If love is blind
then definitely sex is Braille
then definitely sex is Braille
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2018-11-13 14:29:31
FOR NO STRINGS ATTACHED SEX
DONT SHAG A PUPPET
DONT SHAG A PUPPET
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