Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally replied, "No, salty." Mom fainted.

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon's activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Confused, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house. "Darling," replied the man, "I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary. I fell asleep in her bed and didn't wake up until eight o'clock." The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You liar! You've been playing golf!"

On 2018-11-13 15:09:34 J_69 said:
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon's activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Confused, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house. "Darling," replied the man, "I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary. I fell asleep in her bed and didn't wake up until eight o'clock." The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You liar! You've been playing golf!"

Bwahahaha....nice chuckle!

@j-69
haha good one.

@J_69 I'm still laughing :O :O
Good ones!!!!

You see a beggar at the robot with 3 eyes, no arms and one leg, what do you say to him....


Eye eye eye u look armless, hop in.....

On 2018-08-31 17:28:40 uwillwantme said:
What did the judge say to the dentist ?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth!!!!

On 2018-11-13 21:01:06 Vegas @ Kings Cove said:
On 2018-08-31 17:28:40 uwillwantme said: What did the judge say to the dentist ?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth!!!!

Whahahaha.... Nice one Vegas :) ;)

Claustrophobic people make the best Astronauts.

Why ?

They need space

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Good God, I'm pregnant. I wonder who the father is.