Name: Lindsay
City: Johannesburg
Area: Randburg/Cresta
Last Visit: September 2016
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After a morosely atrocious week... I just had the elusive Perfect Punt.
"Perfect Punt?", you say. "Preposterous! You're taking the piss!"
Nope, gentlemen. This was it. I've only had one other ideal experience, and this was amazing.
This girl is stunning. Lindsay is splendiferously spectacular.
She's engaging, she can chat about seemingly anything. She has a way about her that put me at ease.
Sure, I was still intimidated like a mouse on a cat's back, because she's breathtakingly beautiful. When those enormous emerald eyes turn your way, you feel like you're being scrutinised by a somewhat benevolent intellect. Beauty and brains, as they say. What a combo.
We spent most of my designated hour chatting, with her putting me at ease. I was skittish like a chihuahua who's had espresso. But we just chatted calmly, and we got on swimmingly.
I'm not one to pork and talk, or even kiss and tell, but let's just say that other things sort of slipped our minds until she reminded me what I was there for. She is amazing.
Some of the business out of the way: everything fell together to make this probably the best punting experience I've ever had.
Firstly, her telephone manner is friendly and professional. Straightforward and tasteful.
Next, the venue. It's the same one near Cresta some regulars to ESA are familiar with; it was my first time there. Parking is secure, with the gate on a fairly busy road. I didn't feel like I was exposed though. I also met the Lady of the house, who was very friendly and welcoming.
Besides that, privacy is a priority for them, clearly. It was a marvelous mix of professionalism and a type of warmth I'm completely unfamiliar with in these types of contexts.
All that to say this: I think I've found a regular and favourite. As a person she is mind-bogglingly astoundingly fantastic.
I was walking around grinning like an idiot afterwards. People were staring.
Thanks Lindsay, I'll be back...
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Ratings:
Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes
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