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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2019-01-07 10:59:32
My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son of a bitch
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2019-01-07 11:05:58
What do you call a chinese virgin ?
Tu shy to ny
Tu shy to ny
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2019-01-07 11:13:08
I went to a disco last night .. they played the Twist, I did the twist. They played Jump, I jumped. They played Come on Eileen .. I got kicked out for that one !!!
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2019-01-07 11:29:56
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2019-01-17 11:39:22
Q: Why is 88 better than 69?
A: Because you get ate twice.
A: Because you get ate twice.
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2019-01-17 12:07:10
An inmate runs from a Mental Hospital. Reaches a village along the river and finds some women washing clothes. Sees them in wet clothes and makes out with them and flees.
Next Morning the newspapers headlines are : Nut Screws Washers Bolts
Next Morning the newspapers headlines are : Nut Screws Washers Bolts
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2019-01-18 06:43:50
Just read this thread, and had a good laugh. Thanks.
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2019-01-19 15:06:13
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled,
"I'm so wet, give it to me now!"
She could scream all she wanted to.
I was keeping the umbrella.
"I'm so wet, give it to me now!"
She could scream all she wanted to.
I was keeping the umbrella.
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2019-01-22 16:35:46
What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party.
A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party---except you.
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party.
A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party---except you.
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2019-01-23 08:28:18
When u are married, u can have sex anytime you want, as long as you are the one with the vagina
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