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Posted: 2018-05-06 18:03:44

On 2018-05-06 17:30:29 BOOBS53 said:
Thanks for the advice Tegwane ... so no punting :(



Best is to let a physio sort the hammy out for you in order to get the rest of you back in action ASAP! What would the treatment be for withdrawal symptoms? Lol!
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Posted: 2018-05-06 18:17:37

I'm often worried my manhood will break like a bone lol, then there will be serious problems!! Forget about junk status, this is much more serious lol
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Posted: 2018-05-06 18:27:35

On 2018-05-06 17:57:39 Tegwane said:
you just become a passive partner



Me .. passive ... never in a million years .. rather stay away from the ladies for a while for my own goodwill ... much saver for me ... lol !!!
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Posted: 2018-05-06 18:36:50

On 2018-05-06 15:52:13 BOOBS53 said:
I have pulled a hamstring this weekend .. from a solid hardon to nothing in a sec .. just hope it heals soon !!!

Wonder if a sensual massage will help for such an injury ... lol !!!



You have mail ;)
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Posted: 2018-05-06 18:39:01

Not my injury, but I know this rather large lady who while riding her boyfriend, suddenly bounced a little too high and out popped his manhood on the dismount. The slamming back down missed her intended target. This resulted in a "broken cock". She drove the injured boyfriend to hospital. Much to her embarrassment the nurses were staring and laughing at her when they heard that her man had a fractured corpus cavernossum. Yes, he had a surgical correction.
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Posted: 2018-05-06 18:45:30
Edited: 2018-05-06 18:54:03

On 2018-05-06 18:36:50 Galaxy @ Blue Eclipse said:
On 2018-05-06 15:52:13 BOOBS53 said: I have pulled a hamstring this weekend .. from a solid hardon to nothing in a sec .. just hope it heals soon !!!

Wonder if a sensual massage will help for such an injury ... lol !!!

You have mail ;)



Thx Galaxy for the advice xxx (Will visit a physio tomorrow just to make sure the injury isn't that bad .. I will die if i can't punt for a week .. lol)
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Posted: 2018-05-06 18:47:01

On 2018-05-06 18:39:01 Tom Wanks said:
Not my injury, but I know this rather large lady who while riding her boyfriend, suddenly bounced a little too high and out popped his manhood on the dismount. The slamming back down missed her intended target. This resulted in a "broken cock". She drove the injured boyfriend to hospital. Much to her embarrassment the nurses were staring and laughing at her when they heard that her man had a fractured corpus cavernossum. Yes, he had a surgical correction.



FFS, I get a shrinky winky just thinking about that
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Posted: 2018-05-06 18:52:40

On 2018-05-06 18:39:01 Tom Wanks said:
Not my injury, but I know this rather large lady who while riding her boyfriend, suddenly bounced a little too high and out popped his manhood on the dismount. The slamming back down missed her intended target. This resulted in a "broken cock". She drove the injured boyfriend to hospital. Much to her embarrassment the nurses were staring and laughing at her when they heard that her man had a fractured corpus cavernossum. Yes, he had a surgical correction.



Hee Hee not funny but play on words is fugin funny - surgical correction.
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Posted: 2018-05-06 18:55:23
Edited: 2018-05-06 18:56:16

On 2018-05-06 14:29:35 BOOBS53 said:
Have anyone ever had an injury during sex .. pulled a muscle of some sort ???



Please give more details about your injury and what position and mental state you were in during sex activities! So many qualified massage therapists here! I am sure you will get healing hands treatment soon.... ******

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Posted: 2018-05-06 18:57:16

On 2018-05-06 18:45:30 BOOBS53 said:


Thx Galaxy for the advice xxx (Will visit a physio tomorrow just to make sure the injury isn't that bad .. I will die if i can't punt for a week .. lol)



Lol only a pleasure.... just a couple of tips to get you back to your hobby ASAP;) xxx

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