On 2018-06-24 07:43:57 dickshaft said:
106. Always use condoms
107. Make sure to visit Kimmylee

106. With pleasure!

107. That's sweet of you dickshaft...now bring your dick over here!

Don't get caught with your pants down...make sure the deed is done first ;-)

On 2018-06-23 14:44:54 ilovemywoozle said:
Basic rules of punting:
101. Have a punting phone**
102. Dont park in front of the venue.
103. Dont use your real name.
104. Dont shit on your own doorstep (Punt at least a few km's away from home / work.
105. Read reviews. Do your own reviews

**I just had report of a girlfriend seeing a message from a MG. Dumb twit, no spare phone.

- Punting phone and multiple sim cards is a must whether single or married.

Your point 102 is silly. I'd never risk my German being broken into or damaged by affirmative shoppers. I prefer venues where there is secure parking behind a gate.
StealthPlates and FlipSpeed is available in South Africa so number plate hiding isn't a problem.

What is FlipSpeed?

On 2018-06-25 14:46:57 Burfi said:
On 2018-06-23 14:44:54 ilovemywoozle said: Basic rules of punting:
101. Have a punting phone**
102. Dont park in front of the venue.
103. Dont use your real name.
104. Dont shit on your own doorstep (Punt at least a few km's away from home / work.
105. Read reviews. Do your own reviews

**I just had report of a girlfriend seeing a message from a MG. Dumb twit, no spare phone.




- Punting phone and multiple sim cards is a must whether single or married.

Your point 102 is silly. I'd never risk my German being broken into or damaged by affirmative shoppers. I prefer venues where there is secure parking behind a gate.
StealthPlates and FlipSpeed is available in South Africa so number plate hiding isn't a problem.

Its silly until you get that blackmail call one day.Been there.

Oh and when using Ignito mode on your one and only phone to browse ESA, ensure to close it before getting home.

108. And don't browse when at work, if you do then lock yourself in the office and close blinds. I once saw an old Tymer watching porn in his car. Phone was reflecting on the window (late at night) and for some reason the picture on the window seemed enlarged.

109. Renew your gold membership if you are going to visit a new WG so that you can get a close to reality idea of what to expect.

110. Don't be too cocky and buy oversized condoms, a friend almost shit himself when the condom was left inside when he withdrew.

111. Don't hide condoms in the spare wheel compartment if you are sharing the car with the Mrs. Lest she gets a puncher and boom you are fucked

On 2018-06-25 18:27:20 roshta said:


110. Don't be too cocky and buy oversized condoms, a friend almost shit himself when the condom was left inside when he withdrew.

Triple like....hehehehe

On 2018-06-25 15:49:57 uwillwantme said:
What is FlipSpeed?

Company like StealthPlates.

On 2018-06-25 17:05:42 ilovemywoozle said:


Its silly until you get that blackmail call one day.Been there.

Boss, I been punting for about 12 years now and been to real dodgy areas, flats, houses, venues and never had a blackmail attempt.

Anyways to reduce your chances of blackmail, punting phone or very least a punting sim helps. Else get a car reg switch system installed. Press of a button your reg plates flip 007 style to a fake registration. You just have to remember to switch back when you down the road. Can't use it for illegal purposes such as hectic speeding etc.

I dunno but I always feel guys who get blackmailed probably have themselves to blame.
Any WG try and blackmail me, I'd be like:

m.youtube.com/watch