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Re: Review - Claire - Melrose North Johannesburg
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Posted: 2012-08-18 06:55:19

Name: Claire

City: Johannesburg

Area: Melrose North

Last Visit: August 2012

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So. Maybe the R1000 price tag created an unrealistic expectation. But let me cover everything that put me off.

The house is old. Mold on the ceilings.

The bathroom is shared. Locker room style.

Claire is not 21. Maybe 25. And 5 kilos heavier than the pics.

Because of the shared bathroom down the hall, you're given a robe. With some other guys pre and post cum on it.

Claire herself tries hard to please but has enough pimples and poor skin around the chest area to really put a guy off.
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Ratings:

Face: 3/5
Body: 3/5
Personality: 3/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 3/5
Personal Cleanliness: 3/5
Privacy: 3/5
Service: 3/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? Yes

PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)
chiefaan
chiefaan - Re: Review - Claire - Melrose North Johannesburg
Re: Review - Claire - Melrose North Johannesburg
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Posted: 2012-08-20 20:01:10

Name: Claire

City: Johannesburg

Area: Melrose North

Last Visit: August 2012

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I did not get a response to my question about supporting R1000 WG's so went myself to check it out. I should have read Chris-RSA's review first. Everything is like he has stated. Got given a white gown used by i dont know how many men before, showered in a "communal" shower, had an ok massage on a massage bed - no bed in room. The girl tries but she is NOT 21, she is in my opinion well overweight (hides it well in jeans) and her photos must have been taken a while ago. Pleasant face but nothing more. She is friendly and allows touching, etc. The venue is in a nice area but it is old. My advice: Dont spend your money here.
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Ratings:

Face: 3/5
Body: 2/5
Personality: 3/5
Telephone Manner: 3/5
Venue Cleanliness: 3/5
Personal Cleanliness: 4/5
Privacy: 2/5
Service: 3/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? Yes

PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)
mrporche
mrporche - Re: Review - Claire - Melrose North Johannesburg
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Posted: 2012-08-20 21:36:37

with all due respect to criss and chief as i have not had an appointment with this lady so i can not dispute the service received by you two which ones differed widely from the other ones given before but the venue has been visited by me many and many numerous times in which i have spent long afternoons and almost a whole day on occasions and the showers and jacuzi area of that venue are pretty smart and can not be faulted when it comes to hygiene standards and to top it all off there is no white gowns on existence in that venue, thats for sure.... today i was there for a few hours and yes the privacy at the bar area can be compromising as the place is a public venue...a Bently and a Harley Davidson and VW were parked at the front indicating that the place was busy so i decided to go straight to the room and have my drinks there.

i really hope this is not a light talk and the color of gowns was an honest mistake from white to black!

other than that cant say anything about the lady in question as she comes across as a very shy girl which i have seen only from far. porsche
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capgrand - Re: Review - Claire - Melrose North Johannesburg
Re: Review - Claire - Melrose North Johannesburg
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Posted: 2012-08-20 23:11:19

I do certainly not discrediting the two last reviews as can not vouch for the lady at all and clearly 1000 rand deserve a service delivered with all excellence and majesty and be one of those that can rarely found match out there but:
Compromising hygiene and dirty gowns? No and no and no! Dirty ropes or towels or anything? Not at all! Smart showers toilets and jaccuzi area? Yes sure!
That venue been visited by many that can vouch for this- martinm, daporra, qcumber, kickass, oupajack, pumkeater, yellowoxide, seeconquerc, porche, cum4me,Schameleon, Dons....on and on ,fuck too many reputable ones that I don't remember and all of them in fairness have had vouch for this!
Just this has to be said, simply and clear!
JACKRIBET
JACKRIBET - Re: Review - Claire - Melrose North Johannesburg
Re: Review - Claire - Melrose North Johannesburg
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Posted: 2012-08-20 23:49:08

@cap grand. Even in terms of punters, there seems to be an elite. I always keep in touch with the legends you mentioned in your review. They are like bibles I. Terms of punting like Toadie.
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Re: Review - Claire - Melrose North Johannesburg
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Posted: 2012-08-31 13:00:01

@capgrand,the reputable ones dont bullshit around,its said like it is
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Re: Review - Claire - Melrose North Johannesburg
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Posted: 2012-11-15 18:21:37

Been there before, different to the pics and the price paid is not worth it, never went back again...
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[deleted] - Re: Review - Claire - Melrose North Johannesburg
Re: Review - Claire - Melrose North Johannesburg
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Posted: 2013-03-24 18:31:08

Gents I did have a great time, even went back for more. Clair will see you again when I am back from Heaven
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buttenz - Re: Review - Claire - Melrose North Johannesburg
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Posted: 2013-03-30 15:45:23

Name: Claire

City: Johannesburg

Area: Melrose North

Last Visit: March 2013

Full Profile: [View Claire's Full Profile]

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Very gorgeous lady....very good at what she does makes u feel comfy doesn't rush things awesome body to body massage def worth it venue very clean and showers are awesome money well spent
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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)
SirChameleon
SirChameleon - Re: Review - Claire - Melrose North Johannesburg
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Posted: 2013-03-30 20:57:24

ya ya ya right! a for sure self-review...we' been there in that venue and see her around..we know!

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