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Posted: 2019-10-06 09:09:33

On 2019-10-06 06:47:24 RShaft said:
Those poor guys with forearms for penises didn't pick their affliction. It's a burden they have to carry with them everyday lol.



I run away from such cock's. It's scary as fuck. I can't even handle being fingered by 2 fingers, how will I handle those 3rd legs, maybe I need magic lube made from unicorn tears, any one have advice on how I can handle, and no I will not use a vaginal spatula hahaha or china town soap hahaha
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Posted: 2019-10-06 09:18:03

On 2019-10-06 06:49:12 Boerepompie said:
It's not the size that matters but rather the motion of the ocean that rocks your boat.



Size does matter, monster cock's split me in half, can't walk for a couple hours and def won't be able to do anal, and I love my my butt being fucked, I'll rather give up my wine.
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Posted: 2019-10-06 09:35:21

On 2019-10-06 08:19:40 BurningMan said:
All the above "might" be true;only the ladies can truely tell.

The expression on a lady face is always priceless....mostly a person marveling at a beautiful sculpture.

The big plus comes with versatility and interesting options...



My jaw almost dropped once when I saw a monster cock, had to use 2 hands for a handy jay, in his defense he did tell me over the phone it's rather huge, luckily he was okay with just a massage and a happy ending, porn is very misleading about how to handle that size,ladies how do you do it?
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Posted: 2019-10-06 09:47:08

On 2019-10-06 09:01:51 EvilAngel said:
So my 2cm wont work ....



Your balls will work. Unless they are hairy
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Posted: 2019-10-06 09:47:50

Kim.. What where I singing.? ;).

Really don't know how porn stars do it..;) Me I just can't... Sometimes they nice to look at when watching porn and seeing those ladies take it with grace as if it is just a normal everyday size. But that is where I prefer them on screen and not anywhere near me ! ;)

To the 3 legged men out there.. I am sure there is ladies out there that would just love to see you.. Don't be disheartened it ain't all off us that want to run for the hills.
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Posted: 2019-10-06 09:47:52
Edited: 2019-10-06 09:49:21

Having a real good morning here.. Music is just awesome and some light banter like this is great.. ;)
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Posted: 2019-10-06 09:55:28

On 2019-10-06 09:01:51 EvilAngel said:
So my 2cm wont work ....



;) bring them 2cm here by the time I am done with you will will swear it is ten.. Lol
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Posted: 2019-10-06 13:41:38

I have never met a WG who doesn't glow at the size of my huge dick and go on about what a real man i am.

So, its apparent they were lying just to protect my frail ego...they actually prefer the tiny dicks.....
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Posted: 2019-10-06 18:23:12

Lol. Just came across this thread from 2006.... The debate will never end.. Hehehehe..

client.esa.co.za/forum/thread.php

13 years on.. Had a giggle about some comments.. Just see Sally's comment .. :) she really did not mince words back then.. Would not get any of our ESA staff members commenting on forum posts anymore unless it is something related to admin and they super professional. Found a few other threads with Sally having her say.. " sss.. You really starting work on my nerves" some dude asking dumb questions .. Another.... " remember your membership is one click away from being ended". Someone getting on her case for some nonsense.. think that lady was spunky.. ;)

Can't even imagine how the guys on forum today would react to spunk like that from ESA staff.. Could be very interesting .. ( wicked giggle)
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Posted: 2019-10-07 11:41:14

On 2019-10-06 09:47:08 Kim said:
On 2019-10-06 09:01:51 EvilAngel said: So my 2cm wont work ....

Your balls will work. Unless they are hairy



Nope always, shaved the night before I visit a lady

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