Name: Angel
City: Johannesburg
Area: Norwood
Last Visit: August 2012
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Some of the reviews above are clearly written by this chick or her pimp. This wg advertsied here on ESA a few months back as Nicola (not Nicole), also in Norwood. Before that she was at a brothel in Randburg.
The pics are extremely misleading. I visited her one Friday afternoon after another wg stood me up (immediately got a booking, always a bit dubious about that). She's okay on the phone, but when I got there I couldnt believe it was the same chick in the photos. She's at least mid thirties and pretty worn out. Frizzy hair (not at all like photos, bad make-up and pretty rough looking). Body is average. Legs okay, some fat around the gut, tits and ass average - what I would describe as a typical 3 - you certainly wouldnt look twice if she walked past you on the beach, but you probably wouldnt say no to a quick shag. Face is definitely below par, however.
Service was truly kak. Scammer of note. Paid her her R600 for the "full unrushed hour", Started blowing me for 1 minute then insisted she wanted to spoil me by getting me to come twice in the hour - suggested blowing my first load, have a drink and a long massage, then she would lick and suck me to a drawn out second orgasm. I told her I didnt think i'd be doing two rounds (not with that face) but she was pretty insistent so I turned her round and went for it. had barely come when she was off the bed, acting like it was all over. I was like WTF? but to be honest I didnt feel like sticking around anyway. Worst 10 minute punt ever. Even Sandton Playmates is less rushed. What really amazed me is that the stupid white trash whore starts whining about a tip when I'm getting dressed..."tip for the lady? Tip for the lady?" I swear she must have been on drugs. She then followed me out to my car, still basically begging for a tip. KAK bru. Plus I bumped into another punter in the house - I HATE that.
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Ratings:
Face: 2/5
Body: 3/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 3/5
Venue Cleanliness: 3/5
Personal Cleanliness: 2/5
Privacy: 2/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? Yes
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