On 2024-03-26 18:49:04 Yvonne Xxx said:
Wanna hear a dirty joke?"

-A man fell in a mud puddle.

Wanna hear a clean joke?
-The man took a bath with bubbles.

Wanna hear a dirtier joke?
-Bubbles was the woman next door.

Yep, it's been confirmed. You are the weakest link...

Light are on, but theres no1 at home...life dnt go all the way to the rop floor...2 beers short of a 6pack...etc etc

In English or in Afrikaans?

I can do both...

On 2024-03-27 01:38:11 Mallet said:
On 2024-03-26 18:49:04 Yvonne Xxx said: Wanna hear a dirty joke?"

-A man fell in a mud puddle.

Wanna hear a clean joke?
-The man took a bath with bubbles.

Wanna hear a dirtier joke?
-Bubbles was the woman next door.


Yep, it's been confirmed. You are the weakest link...

Light are on, but theres no1 at home...life dnt go all the way to the rop floor...2 beers short of a 6pack...etc etc

Well there's nothing I can do if the joke is not dirty enough for you. Want to hear the dog fell in the mud joke? Pls don't kill your self just yet. Let a cyanide pill do it for you. lol

"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.

On 2024-03-27 06:03:07 Yvonne Xxx said:
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.

lol. Ok I must admit I laughed. :).

Best dirty talker

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Just check her profile comments and forum comments...

Hands down...best...

I think there's an art to dirty talking. Admittedly I'm not too munch into it but when done right I actually get turned on by it. But with some babes it just sounds like you're listening to some cheap porn.

I was with this hun recently and just didn't enjoy her brand of dirty talk:

"Fuck you, you fucker!"

"Oh shit, I'm gonna fuck you up for fucking me so much"

"Fucking bitch, you're fucking me!"

She kept screaming at me, lol! I wasn't too impressed by this brand of dirty talking. Just not my preference I guess.

Am looking for one as well. Caucasian 30-40 years old.

If anyone has recommendations?

On 2024-03-27 07:18:44 BendOver said:
Best dirty talker

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Just check her profile comments and forum comments...

Hands down...best...

Lol I was wondering who is booking this one.

On 2024-03-27 07:18:44 BendOver said:
Best dirty talker

www.esa.co.za/escorts/viewEscort.php

Just check her profile comments and forum comments...

Hands down...best...

I have seen some of her posts. I have to admit definitely know how to talk dirty. It's like an instant turn on :).