Lol for a upmarket Venue I'm thinking of the name La Luna. A haven for cougars.A upmarket Quest house for gentleman.Overnight packages. Jacuzzi sessions. Playroom.Cosy rooms.Safe and secure parking. Massaging Salon. Shower facilities.
This will be paradise on earth. But still the name doesnt give the vavavoooooooom I'm looking for. A cougar fantacy land it will for sure be.

Think there is already a venue in Lynwood called La Luna.

O dear. Name searching again.thanks Ds29.

Yes there is.

if you are thinking of up market you should no use MILF etc. Use something that sound larney.

Pussy Galore would be brilliant, but not very up market and you probably pick up shit, even though it is a character from a James Bind movie

Not sure about the spelling, but J'teme (remember the song) or by the same 2 French singers Soixante neuf

A guest house with overnight facilities. Cant wait. I travel to Gauteng on business trips and wouldn't mind a guest house where I can stay over as well. Dont have to drive then.

Bordello Vulva

Paradise found

The nut shack

Stock Exchange (guys can tell their wives, honey I lost some money at the stock exchange today!)

palais de rêves

Gud luck with naming chane. Lol u got me thinking of a certain indian divorcee cougar called jenny now I'm thinking with my other head.

Imo its best to keep the name simple and to the point. You don't want guys to think they are going to a spa where they are not going to get some nookie....lol

So I suggest you call it simply "Desire" or if you must go the french route like most places, then it will be "Désir".
Or you can call it "Ultimate Desire". Its to the point & simple, but also classy.

Always wanted to open a place called “Clitoris Allsorts”

Rather than focusing on the name it might be interesting to hear Chane's views on the venue and her ideas about upmarket.

There are a lot of venues but how do you plan to differentiate and what value will be offered to the punter?

Is this going to be unique, if so how?

The name might be funky but that is where it might end....sadly, unless you define what is on offer and why it would be the number 1 or number 2 venue...