@spike48

What you are looking for is now called a gfe lol.

All your extras like kissing, owo, mutual oral are extras that exchange bodily fluids.
Either the lady is worried about getting sick and would rather charge an extra amount or if those are things she said she offered and doesn't when you arrive, means maybe your hygiene isn't up to her standard.
I don't know which GQ magazine you read, but I don't know one women who likes fingers in her vagina. It is not pleasing at all.
A working girl loses around 10000 for not working one week just because of something as silly as flu.
Hope this helps

On 2024-07-11 18:16:05 J_J said:
My pet peeve is when my pet pees in the kitchen because it's to cold to go out at night. He wakes me up anyway to open the door, feels the cold then turns around and goes and takes a piss in the kitchen.

This is brilliant. I am not the only one. My bitch wakes me up at 2 or 3 in the morning and then won't go outside for a piss. I am talking about my dog not the missus;)

On 2024-07-12 12:59:17 Le Bijou said:
but I don't know one women who likes fingers in her vagina. It is not pleasing at all.

I was with you up until this point. What?

Toyota and merc drivers in the fast lane, cruising at speed limit. Grates my tits

My pet peeve is when a certain wg has 50 or 79 pages of nothing but writes only "available " on her Latest advertiser promotion. It's like she has nothing to say to get anyone interested in her but write only available ALL THE EFFING TIME. It drives me to want to throttle her throat.

On 2024-07-12 12:59:17 Le Bijou said:
I don't know one women who likes fingers in her vagina. It is not pleasing at all.

this is some news we can use

I am a grumpy old fuck and have loads of pet peeves. Just today:
- BMW driver's who can't indicate (or don't want to wear out the indicator bulbs)
- cold weather
- forum users wanting to strangle older people for shooting people
- people using the word Caucasian without knowing what it means, instead of just saying "white"

On 2024-07-12 13:29:21 Hazel Arabia said:
On 2024-07-12 12:59:17 Le Bijou said: but I don't know one women who likes fingers in her vagina. It is not pleasing at all.

I was with you up until this point. What?

Yep. She lost me there. Plenty of women LOVE this!

Extras to be discussed in the room.
Should i arrive with a wheelbarrow filled of cash ...an estimate would be greatly appreciated.
ATM's do have limits.

On 2024-07-12 23:45:09 2old2 said:
I am a grumpy old fuck and have loads of pet peeves. Just today:

- forum users wanting to strangle older people for shooting people

This got me rollling on the floor with laughter.