Lol... If she links it to ESA she will see your profile then probably explore the forum and see this... HELLO MRS E. ..

OMW Durban.

And that ladies and gentlemen is how divorces are initiated

E... for Eish, now he's fucked

Might be that she believed the personal trainer bit...she is very happy at this stage that hubby is working on his figure...

Meg
The next time a punter's wife phones you should give her a few tips to do in bed, that way, she might stop him from visiting, and it so would the calls coming your way.

Jis that's not cool, Foken werk my nou lekker op. Can't even answer unlisted numbers now. So if you cant reach me today you know why.

Hi Meg
I also had a similar situation last year around winter..
I firstly got missed calls, then a call lady asking me who's this.. And before I could answer she would hang up the call..this would go on 7 times in a day,I would ignore the calls...eventually she probably realised I'm ignoring her,so she thought she would me an SMS..saying I should stay away from her tycoon husband and that I'm just a jezabel.. But what made me pissed off was her spelling and English it really Sucked.. So I Sms her back Firstly your English and spelling really SUCKS.. No wonder your husband is running after this jezabel.. I suggest you get some English lessons and take a few on how to please your man too..funny thing is she never ever called me or sent sms's again..I say if the wife throws pepper at you.. Throw some paprika and mother in law masala..at her too it will definitely shut her up..lol but that's just me lol..

Yew, ja what about a kringspring, 3some, groepwoeps, ext ext? Dont know if i could teach her anything.

Dear Meg, unfortunately wives phoning from punters phone is part of the downside that goes with the territory. Most punters say they have two phones but in reality most punters actually use their regular phones in order to avoid kak at home. How do you explain a second phone to wife at home when she sees it under the spare wheel or car carpet?

Anyway back to you meg.... Easy to store megs name under pretoria plumber and call her megs plumbing service. For now the said punter is in shit.

As for you meg, she will google search your number and as long as your ad is active on esa for now, google will link your comments from this forum and your review page to here. Yep! Your reviews have already come up on Google!.

Then she will get a series of guys to call you for bookings and get your physical address. Either you are beaten to a pulp or lawyers are lined up to sue your ass for dissolution of marriage. Every dog has its day!