Have u ever stood naked, blindfolded , alone in a room, knowing u would be joined ..sensing the nearness..the breathe, the heat....

Have you ever been drunk and horny with a wallet full of cash at 22:47 but can't find anyone awake?

Eye I am sure you have received lots of offers right now

Eye are u in Saudi Arabia?

After a number of unanswered calls from ladies who are "available right now"
I went to Elysium only to be disappointed AGAIN.
When there are more teeth than lips in a blow job, you should be like Johnny and Keep Walking! You should make like a tree and leave. You should be like Donald and Duck.
But alas I was thinking with my little brain and stayed.

So now I put my head down to sleep and wonder when last the masseuse at Elysium ate, cause like a dog at a dry bone, she sure tried to chomp my knob.

FYI, drink submissions are as bad as drunk texts.
Good night, I have flyer right duck

Have u ever visited a lady and little Johnny doesn't wanna play

On 2016-03-02 10:17:30 Monika said:
Have u ever visited a lady and little Johnny doesn't wanna play

Eish, yes because I was so unattracted to the lady, but was too much of a gentleman to cancel.

Have you ever walked into a wg that knows you well while you and the wife where doing shopping?

Have you ever had a cock massage and thought... Oh my it was better than the best sex I ever had :)

On 2016-03-02 15:59:11 Arhwen said:
Have you ever had a cock massage and thought... Oh my it was better than the best sex I ever had :)

hehehe nice one arhwen...on that note...

Have you ever given a cock massage and thought...Oh my, better to have this boner in me, than just waste it on a tug...hehehe