On 2017-05-18 20:30:44 roshta said:
Just call her and tell her you have car issues. Switch off your phone and go bonk that girl. Spend enough time with the girl until you are fully satisfied. In the wee hours of the morning call your insurance and tell them your car broke down and you need a tow truck. When the tow truck driver is about to get to your house tell him to switch on those flickering lights for dramatic effect. Go and knock, wake up your wife to ensure she sees those lights. Ask her for R100 to ensure the money is sufficient to pay the truck driver. She won't suspect foul play. Then later during the day you can go under the car and pretend to be fixing something. I know it works, I did it.