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Re: Here's to making light work of everything
Posted: 2017-06-06 21:29:50
Q: What ended in 1867?
A: 1866 :)
A: 1866 :)
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Re: Here's to making light work of everything
Posted: 2017-06-06 22:12:32
What comes after 69 ?
Apparently mouthwash is the wrong answer...
Cheers
Apparently mouthwash is the wrong answer...
Cheers
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Re: Here's to making light work of everything
Posted: 2017-06-06 22:26:06
Missionary lol
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Re: Here's to making light work of everything
Posted: 2017-06-07 22:34:35
You know what's a 69!
But do you know whats a 68?....
68 = you do me and I owe you one.
Glad I could put a smile on your faces. Too much of daggers flying around lately.
On 2017-06-06 22:12:32 I never learn said:
What comes after 69 ?
Apparently mouthwash is the wrong answer...
Cheers
You know what's a 69!
But do you know whats a 68?....
68 = you do me and I owe you one.
Glad I could put a smile on your faces. Too much of daggers flying around lately.
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Re: Here's to making light work of everything
Posted: 2017-06-07 22:39:43
Edited: 2017-06-07 22:44:23
Ain't it the truth! Very sad really.....
Edited: 2017-06-07 22:44:23
On 2017-06-07 22:34:35 Orpheus said:
On 2017-06-06 22:12:32 I never learn said: What comes after 69 ?
Apparently mouthwash is the wrong answer...
Cheers
You know what's a 69!
But do you know whats a 68?....
68 = you do me and I owe you one.
Glad I could put a smile on your faces. Too much of daggers flying around lately.
Ain't it the truth! Very sad really.....
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Re: Here's to making light work of everything
Posted: 2017-06-08 08:57:37
No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference btwn the two words "COMPLETE" and "FINISHED". Some people say there is no difference between "COMPLETE" and "FINISHED", but there is. When you marry the right woman you are COMPLETE and when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED! When your wife catches you with another woman you are COMPLETELY FINISHED and when your wife likes shopping so much you are FINISHED COMPLETELY!
Knowledge will kill me
Knowledge will kill me
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Re: Here's to making light work of everything
Posted: 2017-06-08 09:06:30
Hahaha love it!!
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Re: Here's to making light work of everything
Posted: 2017-06-08 22:38:51
JOKE OF THE WEEK
The Art of the deal....
A retired older couple returned to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they had been interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top. The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply, "Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $95,000 asking price, yet I just overheard you closed the deal for $75,000 to the lovely young lady there. And if I remember right, you had insisted there was no way you could discount this model.
"The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large glass of water.
"Well, what can I tell you? She had the cash ready, didn't need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?", replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.
Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to the old man.
"There you go," she said. "I told you I could get him to lower the price. See you later Dad, Happy Father's day."
Once again..... don't mess with seniors. I love this one. A great laugh.
The Art of the deal....
A retired older couple returned to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they had been interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top. The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply, "Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $95,000 asking price, yet I just overheard you closed the deal for $75,000 to the lovely young lady there. And if I remember right, you had insisted there was no way you could discount this model.
"The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large glass of water.
"Well, what can I tell you? She had the cash ready, didn't need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?", replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.
Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to the old man.
"There you go," she said. "I told you I could get him to lower the price. See you later Dad, Happy Father's day."
Once again..... don't mess with seniors. I love this one. A great laugh.
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Re: Here's to making light work of everything
Posted: 2017-06-09 10:41:13
What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea ?
I won't pay R 200-00 for a lentil to pee on my face......
Cheers
I won't pay R 200-00 for a lentil to pee on my face......
Cheers
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Re: Here's to making light work of everything
Posted: 2017-06-09 10:45:04
Too early for that one ?
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