Wonder if this has anything to do with the practice of labola...fine cows for a fine women....

hahaha...I suppose I can see how this can be a bit of an uncomfortable experience for most gentlemen. So how about this?...We are a new venue and we are open to suggestions on improving the overall experience for our kings.

That being said, besides the obvious option...booking a lady prior to your visit...how would you prefer the ladies to introduce themselves?

xx

On 2017-06-14 09:48:29 dogmatic said:
is it me only who get turned off when visiting venues and the ladies are all brought to do a chicken parade and introduce themselves one by one ?

Dude killed for days... Can't stop laughing...

# chicken parade ... dead dead dead shinole dead

I went to a Chicken Parade once....ended up booking all five of the chics at once lol:

When I was a randy pre-teen, I misappropriated a videotape from my older brothers porn collection. It was jumpy and grainy and a little stretched, but adequately depicted a fully fledged orgy involving a group of fifteen or so very white and very hairy and very naked men and women. I think it was one of those cheap 70s German videos, and the soundtrack was scratchy and pulsed with heavy panting, and although the camera work was not particularly good, the video completely seduced my youthful horny mind. Whenever I could get a chance, I would slip the tape into the family Betamax (when did you last hear that word?) and pour over scene after scene after scene of men and women fucking in every position and combination and hole imaginable... the men even did the men !!! (Dicks with Dicks?)
A very wee Wee Willy and I were captivated by each erotic scene... and couldnt keep our hands off one-another!!!

And, although I have never taken part in one, I have often wondered over the years what it would be like to be involved in a real life sex orgy!

I have never been a great fan of "The Line Up", but earlier this evening, I found myself near a local house which boasts one, and decided to pop in and see what was on the menu. I have been to this house a number of times before, and have always had a good time, and there has generally been a great selection of fine ebony ladies on offer.

Small neat house on a quiet dark street, and I am silently praying that Purple Woman (she of the massive wig, the heaving mounds of jellied adipose, and the vexing desire to make me her own) is not on duty tonight. I am welcomed inside by the House-Sergeant-Major, and the line-up comes to attention in a long neat row in front of me. Very military! As wide an assortment of bosoms and breasts and nipples and thighs and chins and bellies and lips and braids and weaves and wigs that one could ever wish for, all fetchingly undressed in a miscellany of lacy panties, tiny thongs, silky camisoles and fish-net body-stockings. The ladies all have their name badges pinned smartly to their bra-straps and I lean forward to read them... Black Girl and Black Girl and Black Girl and Black Girl and Black Girl!!! Oops, the last one is Blue Girl, slim and petite, I know her very well... Ive visited her many times before. I find this whole 'line-up' thing a little dehumanizing, I mean imagine if you are one of the girls that never gets chosen... but live and let live, they are a fact of punting... and I find each of the ladies in the parade quite appealing in her own way (thank god Purple Woman is in Detention Barracks) and am a sucker for ebony skin, coy brown eyes and shy smiles.

So who the Hell do I pick? Wee Willy makes the decision for me... and he decides there and then to make our life-long erotic dream of taking part in an orgy come true... and books ALL FIVE!!!

The HSM smiles in glee as I hand over the dosh, and all seven of us, BG BG BG BG BG Wee Willy and I, squeeze into one of the small tidy bedrooms.

Now how the fuck does one describe exactly what happened next?

It is an orgy of sucking and licking and clasping and kissing and fucking! A binge of satin skinned legs and slippery thighs and slender arms and swollen tits and wet vaginas and sharpened nipples like I could never imagine in my wildest dreams! To my delight, it turns out that two of the Zulu ladies are also Greek Ladies, so the variety of apertures on offer is mind boggling... and Wee Willy and I fiddle and feast and fornicate like Emperor Nero while Rome is burning!!

Oh what a night!!!!

Well, if you believe all of the above, you are more naive than I thought! Lies, lies and more lies!!! Of course the orgy never happened! Im too fucking scared and too much of a nerd to take part in any damned orgy, and anyway, I HATE to share! I am not even into doubles, and I will only EVER do the dirty with ONE lady at a time!

So I choose Blue Girl from the line-up, and she is as passionate and as accommodating and as un-rushed and as wet and as energetic as ever!!! Blue Girl is totally marvelous!!

So, no more lies and videotapes... In future I will simply stick to the sex!

It's fucking demeaning.

On 2017-06-14 20:00:32 Saffer said:
It's fucking demeaning.

Yes it is.

Its worse for us ladies. The worst is if I do a friendly introduction and I actually come up to client to do a handshake and I get a pathetic finger grip and tight lip greeting. I feel like breaking the last bone in your hand -Rude as Fuck!!

I've heard about the fishbowl scenario in Thailand. Where client can see all the ladies via one way glass and make his choice. Might be a better option than a parade

I'm also not a fan of the parade but if you don't like it, do your research before hand, make the booking and don't whinge?

On 2017-06-14 17:49:54 Laviah said:
hahaha...I suppose I can see how this can be a bit of an uncomfortable experience for most gentlemen. So how about this?...We are a new venue and we are open to suggestions on improving the overall experience for our kings.

That being said, besides the obvious option...booking a lady prior to your visit...how would you prefer the ladies to introduce themselves?

xx

Lav - I always book but I an iPad with picture gallery would be better than a parade.

You've got a great instragram site by the way which definitely helps