thats how it works in China, I lived in Beijing for 2 yrs. I must admit I never had a good screw there in the whole time there (the Mongolians were just much better).
I speak quiet a bit of Mandarin, and certainly know how to get a girl, so maybe I'l pop in there for a bit of nostalgia.

Chef, do you think you can give us a bit of a Mandarin lesson for the essential phrases? Like anal, owo, cim etc :)

shucks, I just don't know how to write it phaneticaly, u got me there mate. ok let me try some thing.
'Nee houw saujey, dau shee cheng.
'Hi young gal, how much money u charge.
Mandarin is a very tonal language, so for instance you can get in a taxi cab, rap the driver and just because ur tone was wrong you can land up on the opposite side of the city.
Believe me it has happened to me many times even wen I got the hang of the lingo, just have a few beers and it all goes for a ball.

For the past year or so I have a preference for Chinese ladies. While it is impossible to have a conversation with them, they know all the “industry” terms. Furthermore, I’ve been told English replaced Russian some years ago as a language being taught at schools.

ok, let me give u some interesting info regarding Mainland Chinese in SA. I left Beijing in 2002, but during my 2 yrs there I did a lot of work for the SA emgassy in Beijing so my info is accurate.
In 2001 there were 140 000 illegal chinese immegrants in SA.
At that time if I had a Chinese girlfriend and wanted to bring her to SA for a holiday I would have to pay a VISA deposit of R25 000 refudable on her return.
If we got married she could get a 6mth VISA with a deposit of R50 000, pending a succesfull citizen aplication.

With regard to English, things are improving rapidly, or as we used to call it 'Chinglish' If you guys do have a pref for Chinese girls learn a little 'Chinglish' it will get you a long way, these girls do get homesick, and it is a nice way to break the ice if each time u visit a girl you learn one or two words. China is the fastest growing economy in the word, who knows wen your visits to hookers will pay u bit time in the bussiness word.
Lastly, like so many other Asian girls, many of then deep down are hoping to find a 'Mr Rite' to marry (must have lotza bux as well), and you will find that she will be loyal and hard working till death do u part. They are the sweetest little thing to wake up to in the morning (exept wen they fart, just like us their farts stink too).

Have been with a few Chinese and Thai ladies and must say I enjoy them very much.

The last time was at I think it is The Ranch - out Pomona way, when I was in Jnb for bussiness - Not sure cause I was early for my flight and remembered there is suppose to be a club out that way - drove down to Pomona and saw teh club - did not botter to check the name.

In any case - had a dop at the bar and this pretty Thai lady comes up to me, touching me and very friendly - broken but good english( for a Thai girl ), she was just all over me kissing and rubbing me and I was touching her all over as well, told her I am in the mood for a 3 some so she called her friend over, also very pretty - turn out these two does not mind playing with each other - sat at the bar with one in each arm - kissing my neck and just having a lekka time...

So we go to teh room and these two start making out on teh bed next to me, going down on each other and then both jumped me. I came twice between the 2 of them and got the one off, the other one was sad as she had not come yet, so I fingered her till she came and she was estatic - we all 3 had a nice shower afterwards.

Must say they really enjoyed what they did.Obviously me to .. best R800 bucks I spent in a long time.

Cant wait for my next trip to Jnb

my first post - but I am a regular reader of the forum.
I hardly punt too.. but there is a little asian babe advertising under the name of Nancy - Silverton, Pretoria.

Oh gawd .... she does it for me. BEEG TIME!

I am definitely going to give her a bell soon.

Anyone have any experience of her?

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