On 2019-01-21 11:38:12 Ericsie said:
Or when are you going to cum like after like 5 minutes.

Does that really happen?
Is someone in a hurry?

On 2019-01-21 11:43:29 Done_It_All said:
For just R200 more you can.....

Haha marketing at its best ;-p

On 2019-01-21 11:55:29 curioso said:
Oh dear, I seem to be out of condoms, maybe a handjob then?

WHAT?
They didn't notice before you arrived?

On 2019-01-21 11:56:59 ethanh said:
I don't allow...

That should be said before making a booking isn't it?

On 2019-01-21 12:03:41 lts001 said:
It's too small.....

Does it make you happy?
Then the rest should be only a opinion....not a fact lol.

On 2019-01-21 12:16:04 Hunk65 said:
When she say: Are you still going to take long.
"Gaan jy nog lank vat"

Depending on what you busy with?
Adjust strategy...Improvise.

On 2019-01-21 12:17:09 semensquirter said:
I need a loan.

Lol don't we all?

Will you go out/ marry me?

Oh man its the best I ever had...whaha!

Does this make you horny?

Can I take a dump... (ohh man really?)

Can I bring drugs?

1. "Are you close"

2. "My last client fucked me rough so massage and handjob only." (Never told me on the phone.)

3. "Can you help me out with a R1000 and next session is free." (Huh? How da fuck its gonna be free if I gave you money; and usually number gets blocked as soon as money is lent, lol)

4. "I'm on antibiotics so no muffing since I have vaginal thrush at the moment"

5. 10 minutes after getting there and havin booked an hour and actually paid for an hour she say "I have another client on his way so we only have 20min"

6. "My boyfriend...."

7. "MY husband...."

8. "I ate bad seafood for dinner and now have diarrhea"

9. On my way driving and get a text "Please pick up cigarettes, a litre coke and a slab hazelnut chocolate for me". And once had "please buy me a BigMac meal on your way, I'm starving"

10. "This is extra"

On 2019-01-21 12:36:50 Burfi said:
1. "Are you close"

2. "My last client fucked me rough so massage and handjob only." (Never told me on the phone.)

3. "Can you help me out with a R1000 and next session is free." (Huh? How da fuck its gonna be free if I gave you money; and usually number gets blocked as soon as money is lent, lol)

4. "I'm on antibiotics so no muffing since I have vaginal thrush at the moment"

5. 10 minutes after getting there and havin booked an hour and actually paid for an hour she say "I have another client on his way so we only have 20min"

6. "My boyfriend...."

7. "MY husband...."

8. "I ate bad seafood for dinner and now have diarrhea"

9. On my way driving and get a text "Please pick up cigarettes, a little coke and a slab hazelnut chocolate for me". And once had "please buy me a BigMac meal on your way, I'm starving"

10. "This is extra"

Whaha it's like going on a paid date...you know you gonna pay for something and getting something in return lol.