Oh yeah. That's a brilliant idea !!

You can do my back, turn me over and take care of navigation kit...

Hey sexy stormpie.

I wax my arms every few months.

I tried my groin one time but the pain was sooo crazy.

I sensual shave would be great.

On 2018-05-05 17:38:31 toyboy01 said:
May I be your first customer .... excellent idea..... as soon as I'm back from USA ..... we can talk about waxing .... wink wink

Why ofcourse toyboy01... Sac and crack wax coming up sir called a "manzillian"!!! ;P

Thank you gents... Love the feedback... Mwahxxx

On 2018-05-05 17:51:52 Gupta said:
Hey sexy stormpie.

I wax my arms every few months.

I tried my groin one time but the pain was sooo crazy.

I sensual shave would be great.

Well done babe they say a man is not a man until his had a wax... You should've gone back for the second round first is always the worst but gets better each time and the beautiful part of waxing is the hair eventually stops growing and grows back much softer;)

Waxed once in my lifetime...that is on my "never again" list.

On 2018-05-05 19:55:11 Stormpie @ Sense-unique said:


Why ofcourse toyboy01... Sac and crack wax coming up sir called a "manzillian"!!! ;P

My eyes got all watery just reading this. Once had my ten chest hairs waxed just for the fun of it, or so I thought, burnt into memory. Have fun!!

Based on the story below I will rather opt for the trimming option.


THIS IS AN ACTUAL CUSTOMER REVIEW FROM A MAN ON AMAZON.CO.UK AFTER USING VEET HAIR REMOVAL CREAM FOR MEN. I ACTUALLY HAD TEARS ROLLING DOWN MY FACE WHILE READING IT LAUGHING LIKE AN IDIOT IN A RESTAURANT

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.

I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, toe the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.

This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering "ooooohhh that feels good" Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect.

On 2018-05-05 17:36:49 bountyhunter said:
Hello everyone,

I've been trying to find a slightly more erotic environment to distract my "eina reflex", to those who haven't tried it's the muscle celchinging thing you do when you about to be mapped!

I am willing to be an understanding trial run...

With the skills of @Stormpie, you are in safe hands and will not have the same experience as the guy that opted to use Veet on his own.

All a bunch of whussies!

I wax all but my beard and head every 3 months....back and chest hurts the most. But coming back to the original question...its a great idea but just keep in mind not to sweat too much or mix bodily fluids afterwards...you can get an infection easily seeing as your skin is irritated and the pores are wide open.

Wouldn't mind a proper bj and shower beforehand though