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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Posted: 2017-08-23 14:23:24
If the hand is quicker than the eye. Why do we always get caught wanking?
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Posted: 2017-08-23 14:44:22
I was standing by the window wanking watching my neighbours wife tanning naked in her garden.
When I looked around my wife was standing at the door watching me with her arms crossed and shaking her head, do you think she needs help?
When I looked around my wife was standing at the door watching me with her arms crossed and shaking her head, do you think she needs help?
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Posted: 2017-08-23 14:51:07
Edited: 2017-08-23 14:51:42
Edited: 2017-08-23 14:51:42
My ex husband caught me with a dildo inside of me... All he said was... "Arent I enough for you?" He didn't speak to me for a whole week...
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Posted: 2017-08-23 14:51:13
What is the strongest muscle in a married mans body when he is masturbating?
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His big toe - it holds the toilet door shut.
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His big toe - it holds the toilet door shut.
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Posted: 2017-08-23 15:15:48
Bwhahahaha!!! I can only imagine that!
On 2017-08-23 14:51:13 eye see you said:
What is the strongest muscle in a married mans body when he is masturbating?
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His big toe - it holds the toilet door shut.
Bwhahahaha!!! I can only imagine that!
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Posted: 2017-08-23 16:30:38
Idiot - you're well rid of him!
He should have been diving in there to play with you.
Now men pay good money to watch you do just that!
On 2017-08-23 14:51:07 Ms Paige said:
My ex husband caught me with a dildo inside of me... All he said was... "Arent I enough for you?" He didn't speak to me for a whole week...
Idiot - you're well rid of him!
He should have been diving in there to play with you.
Now men pay good money to watch you do just that!
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Posted: 2017-08-23 16:56:32
I had a mate when we were youngsters and he was punching the clown in the bathroom when his Mom knocked on the door but he decided to ignore her. When he was done he looked around and saw a cup of coffee next to him on the window sill his mother had brought for him.
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Posted: 2017-08-23 17:07:17
I didn't know what to say or how to react. I felt ashamed and angry at the same time... he had an affair but blame me for having a dildo up my pussy! Such an asshole.. Yes, now I let other men watch me play... I just love my toys... No one knows my body as well as I do... Smiles
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Posted: 2017-08-23 17:07:23
I always said a good masturbation is way better than a shit fuck
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Posted: 2017-08-23 17:09:09
another one
When do men start masturbating?
The day they getting married
When do men start masturbating?
The day they getting married
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