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Posted: 2024-09-04 11:27:47


Not try to be disrespect. It well known some mummy get better from pregnancy easy. Others it is tough and do lots of legal exercises.

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Hehehehehehehe " legal exercises" it's really " tough"
I'm done for the day* claps once*
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Posted: 2024-09-04 11:39:18

WOW
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Posted: 2024-09-04 11:41:59

What in the actual fuck
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Posted: 2024-09-04 12:37:37

On 2024-09-04 11:10:06 PortoButcher said:
On 2024-09-04 10:53:54 Hazel Arabia said: The lack of education or understanding of how vaginas work, never fails to amuse me. Funny enough these are the same men who get to "vote with their wallets" and rate our physical attributes.

Oof I needed a laugh this morning though so thank you, OP

Sorry no disrespect. Sometimes feels like vagina not shrink back. Maybe it just me being too small.



Your thought processes do indeed give off small dick energy. Quick tip, fuck your wife - without lube. Being turned off definitely makes for a tighter pussy, considering how the vagina naturally lubricates and expands (to make sex more comfortable) when a lady's turned on ;)

If you don't have a wife to test the theory above, I prescribe you invest your valuable energy and time into learning about female anatomy. Whether you know/acknowledge it, this is quite important since you likely came out of one at birth and will cum into a few throughout your life, even and especially outside the bounds of the purple world.

No offence meant by my reply either, though <3 i know there are LOTS of men who don't care for our vaginas further than what it can do for them. And this message is for all of you - not just OP.

Really, you're missing out on world-shattering, hair-raising, bed-wetting, out-of-body sexual experiences, by remaining a selfish lovemaker.
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Posted: 2024-09-04 12:46:41
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Maybe your penis is average to you but in actual fact its tiny when erect...

In that matter.

Any women would be large to you.

Just keep to your hand maybe and save your bucks or go for erotic massage & bj's your get total satisfaction then.


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Posted: 2024-09-04 12:56:41

And I was planning on a boerewors roll for lunch.

Mayve youve been masturbating a hell more than you should be. Now you think everything should be as tight as the 5wives.
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Posted: 2024-09-04 12:59:06

On 2024-09-04 12:37:37 Hazel Arabia said:
On 2024-09-04 11:10:06 PortoButcher said: On 2024-09-04 10:53:54 Hazel Arabia said: The lack of education or understanding of how vaginas work, never fails to amuse me. Funny enough these are the same men who get to "vote with their wallets" and rate our physical attributes.

Oof I needed a laugh this morning though so thank you, OP

Sorry no disrespect. Sometimes feels like vagina not shrink back. Maybe it just me being too small.

Your thought processes do indeed give off small dick energy. Quick tip, fuck your wife - without lube. Being turned off definitely makes for a tighter pussy, considering how the vagina naturally lubricates and expands (to make sex more comfortable) when a lady's turned on ;)

If you don't have a wife to test the theory above, I prescribe you invest your valuable energy and time into learning about female anatomy. Whether you know/acknowledge it, this is quite important since you likely came out of one at birth and will cum into a few throughout your life, even and especially outside the bounds of the purple world.

No offence meant by my reply either, though <3 i know there are LOTS of men who don't care for our vaginas further than what it can do for them. And this message is for all of you - not just OP.

Really, you're missing out on world-shattering, hair-raising, bed-wetting, out-of-body sexual experiences, by remaining a selfish lovemaker.



You lost him at "wife"
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On 2024-09-04 09:54:41 PortoButcher said:
Anyone else have my problem?

I think my dick normal size, it take normal condom.

Lots of ladies here r mummies and have big vaginas.

Feels like throwing Chorico down the wide bit on the N1 by Mall of Africa.

(Promise my cock not smell like chorizo. More like boerworst or chipolata - not in size)

Man it hard for me ta come because I can't feel the edges.



Hahaha!!!

You're probably visiting after she already had 10 dicks for the day.

Try being the first dick.

If you want it extra tight then wait for her to go on leave and return with an extra tight snatch.





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Posted: 2024-09-04 13:32:50
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On 2024-09-04 13:27:57 ~ SuperFuck ~ said:
On 2024-09-04 09:54:41 PortoButcher said: Anyone else have my problem?

I think my dick normal size, it take normal condom.

Lots of ladies here r mummies and have big vaginas.

Feels like throwing Chorico down the wide bit on the N1 by Mall of Africa.

(Promise my cock not smell like chorizo. More like boerworst or chipolata - not in size)

Man it hard for me ta come because I can't feel the edges.

Hahaha!!!

You're probably visiting after she already had 10 dicks for the day.

Try being the first dick.

If you want it extra tight then wait for her to go on leave and return with an extra tight snatch.



Totally! Our vaginas reset during the night the same way snakes shed their skin. That is, assuming that she didn't get woken up with dick from her partner. And definitely no dick when taking leave hahaha.

But how would you know lmao? I've heard of girls adding an upcharge for guys who request "first of the day" even though they're literally 2nd or 3rd hahaha. Idiots are easier to fool, I suppose.

What's crazier to me is another forum veteran, who's probably been punting for more years than I've been sexually active... Posting more idiocy :) I'd like to dedicate a toast to every one of the amazing actresses in your top 10 list. Those ladies sure deserve recognition
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Otherwise go for thicc women or petite with a huge ass because of the fat tissue that provides a compressed feeling so to say.



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