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Re: Joke for the day
Posted: 2017-09-03 21:41:18
* You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy called Ettiene Lewis.
One of your friends goes up to Ettiene and, pointing at you, says,
"She's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.
One of your friends goes up to Ettiene and, pointing at you, says,
"She's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.
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Re: Joke for the day
Posted: 2017-09-03 21:45:34
Touche! ;-)
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Re: Joke for the day
Posted: 2017-09-03 21:51:19
You see Ettiene Lewis at a party. You go up to Ettiene and get his
telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That Sealy that you sold me.
That's Telemarketing.
telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That Sealy that you sold me.
That's Telemarketing.
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Re: Joke for the day
Posted: 2017-09-03 21:52:32
And later you demonstrate your talents - That's markdeting
On 2017-09-03 21:41:18 I never learn said:
* You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy called Ettiene Lewis.
One of your friends goes up to Ettiene and, pointing at you, says,
"She's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.
And later you demonstrate your talents - That's markdeting
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Re: Joke for the day
Posted: 2017-09-03 21:52:42
And later you demonstrate your talents - That's markdeting
On 2017-09-03 21:41:18 I never learn said:
* You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy called Ettiene Lewis.
One of your friends goes up to Ettiene and, pointing at you, says,
"She's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.
And later you demonstrate your talents - That's markdeting
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Re: Joke for the day
Posted: 2017-09-03 21:54:32
And when they go on the first date.... Operations
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Re: Joke for the day
Posted: 2017-09-03 21:54:43
Edited: 2017-09-03 21:55:36
Edited: 2017-09-03 21:55:36
* You see Ettiene Lewis at a party; you straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, thank you for selling me that kingsize Sealy Posturepeadic. I'm fantastic in that bed."
That's Public Relations.
That's Public Relations.
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Re: Joke for the day
Posted: 2017-09-03 21:57:38
* You're at a party and see Ettiene Lewis. He walks up to you and
says, "I hear that you bought a queen size Sealy Posturepaedic bed from me. Because we don't sell expensive stuff, we just sell expensive stuff so much cheaper. I believe that you're fantastic in that bed."
That's Brand Recognition.
says, "I hear that you bought a queen size Sealy Posturepaedic bed from me. Because we don't sell expensive stuff, we just sell expensive stuff so much cheaper. I believe that you're fantastic in that bed."
That's Brand Recognition.
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Re: Joke for the day
Posted: 2017-09-03 21:59:26
*You're at a party and see a handsome guy called Mr ShyGuy. He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep.
* Your friend can't satisfy Mr Shy Guy so she calls you to come and help.
That's Tech Support.
LOL
That's a Sales Rep.
* Your friend can't satisfy Mr Shy Guy so she calls you to come and help.
That's Tech Support.
LOL
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Re: Joke for the day
Posted: 2017-09-03 22:10:22
LOL!
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