Posted: 2016-02-08 18:35:45
LOL Ayanda, here's more for you to pick on - or from?
- notwithstanding you phoned just before arriving or better still, during your arrival, the gate does not open and you are made to wait - a sitting duck in the dark, in an unknown area
- notwithstanding you made an appointment and are on time, she tells you to drive around the block because there is no parking
- every hour there's a rude knock on the door or worse, some shouting, or worst, an entire conversation through the closed door
- every hour she gets either a call or a message which needs to be attended to
- she yanks the condom down leaving the poor man choking for breath & zero space whatsoever at the top, numbing the fella beyond any sensation
- she uses the free-issue state-supplied condoms compared to which a Dunlop inner tube has more sensation
- she starts braking you when you get to fyndraai, the exact same moment when you decide the other half has to go in too
- she becomes 'ticklish' when you touch places where absolutely noone is ticklish
- she calls time when you get busy doing things which you KNOW need more time spent on, so she likes it but wants you to stop
- you are let out by another girl who tries to secure a tip or a next booking with her
- you have to wait at the gate to be let out, anything longer than a second is unreasonable
- you are let in by someone else who tries to dictate you some rules
- the moment you enter the house the smell of stale human interaction hits you
- the moment you enter the house the smell of cooked offal rubberizes your knees
- the moment you enter the house you realize you really do not want to be here, this whilst you haven't even seen the girl yet
- you walk on carpets which are so grossly filthy your soles get sucked in, walking takes effort
Plus, git yer ass here - please?
;-)