I also lost my car keys at a venue I was working for and the problem was my dad had the only spare set of keys. Luckily my dad was away on vacation but the maid was at their house. One of the kind ladies took me to go fetch the keys.

I once had the police come in just behind me! That shook me up but there was no evidence of any wrong doing (yet) so I just played ignorant. If the police came in 20 minutes later and it would have been very different.

Then again, maybe they were just punters?

I had 2 such experiences. Once I parked my car on the lawn not realising it was muddy. Needless to say when finished, my car got stucked in the mud. Lucky fir ne the lady and gardener pushed my car. Was I sweating that Saturday morning. . It was in Peter Place. Second one was on a Friday afternoon. Left work early to go to the rock or ranch in the south. When it was time to leave, my car's starter packed up. I could call the roadside assist. Battled fir a while and then eventually paid two punters to tow my car to friends nearby...

...to johnd's comment, are the any ladies that do have cops for clients?
Can be very useful indeed!

Honestly speaking. Copes can be helpful but they can also turn nasty when it suits them. I rather keep my distance.

Not really a funny story, but really unconfortable. Did one of my all day bookings at a venue with Princess, and eventually stumbled out the door, still sweating profusely (it was like running a marathon), legs wobbly, balls floating like balloons, unlike the anchors I arrived there with, fell into my car, turned the key.... and nothing. This was Saturday afternoon.

This could not happen. After all, German engineering ? Built like no other car ? Got out, all the girls leaving and standing looking at me. Princess standing framed in the door, I asked what now, no answer. Should have known then what a mistake I was about to make, but I digress. Owners brother gave me a lift.

Got home, left my house keys in the car. Broke a window to get in. Smelling of perfume and her and perspiration. Undress, my flippin wallet also in the car. Now I feel naked. No keys , no credit card, Saturday evening ? Sunday spent at home and work, nowhere to go, cant really tell my staff what happened. Ever had that feeling that when you can't do something, then it is the only thing that you want to do ?

Monday arrived. Got the staff member who will ask no questions to drop me off at a nearby shopping centre. Phoned Merc to send a towtruck. Big mistake. Gave the venues address. Walked to the venue, wait for the towtruck. Car was parked at the back, as the rollback arrived, I realised there is no way that thing will fit through the entrance to the back. My car hardly makes it, broke my mirror there already.

Walked to the back, heart in my shoes. My good luck fairy whispered to start the car, maybe she just had a rest. Lo and behold, the car starts. Rushed out, paid the towtruck, and back to work.

Two kilos from work, the flippin car cuts out again. No way starting again.

Phone Benz again to come fetch me. Towtruck dropped me off, took car to Benz, two hours sorted out. Loose wire.

But, every time I walk into Merc, I get the feeling they are laughing behind my back. Yes, that is the guy that got stuck at a massage venue. Never actually saw someone laughing, but I am pretty sure that they all know. The ladies were up and about dressed in their little scraps of clothing while the towtruck driver walked to the back with me. He must have told someone there.

That feeling of shame. Mercedes, built like no other car....

I had a rendezvous with a lady who I was spending free time with. As I was dropping her off back at her location, the force appeared and asked me 101 questions what I was doing there. Turns out they know what happens at the venue but they couldn't book me for anything; I was with a WG but hadn't paid for festivities so it all checked out.

I never went back there again.

My first covertible BMW broke down in the driveway of a house in JHB after I got held up inside by Nigerians inside and had to donate my phone....had to go back in to ask them for a push lol

Ouch, ask the guys who robbed you to help you out

Reversing out of SV4P I hit a neighbors intercom pole. R30k damage. I had to quickly find an excuse for the insurance.