Posted: 2015-09-13 23:02:51
Dubai is not great when it comes to this sort of thing and it is certainly not because of lack of opportunity or WGs. If your remuneration is in ZAR, be prepared for a serious dent in your wallet as well as a significant compromise in quality. Moreover, any display of public affection raises eyebrows and if you are an affectionate man you get to "walk on eggs" all of the time.
The shopping may be great, but the punting aint.
I predict that upon your return, you will kiss OR Tambo's tarmac and throw a week long party/feast/orgy to celebrate, where you will lavish expensive gifts of sincere appreciation and adoration on the amazing, awesome, articulate and wonderfully open female residents of your motherland (wherever this may be). Or perhaps, do as I do: call in sick for a few days and book a bodacious, buxom beauty to touch, tantalise, titillate and tease you back to your original form.