Navigation
![]( "A member of ESA for less than a year")
![]( "A member of ESA between a year and five years")
![]( "A member of ESA for more than five years, but less than 10 years")
![]( "A member of ESA for more than 10 years")
![]( "Gold Member")
![]( "ESA staff met this punter in person")
![]( "A respected member of the community, with consistent helpful posts")
![]( "One of our Wicked Wendesday Winners")
![]( "Directly helps ESA in the recruitement of new advertisers")
![]( "Donated to Charity")
![]( "Is the owner/manager of a venue advertising on ESA")
![]( "Part of the ESA Photography Team")
![]( "Received the Punter Of the Year Award")
Hover mouse over icons for description
-
Re: Jokes
Posted: 2015-10-22 21:46:02
How do you define a virgin? On the verge, but not in.
-
Re: Jokes
Posted: 2015-10-22 21:48:03
What's the bad news about being a test tube baby? You know for sure that your Dad is a wanker.
-
Re: Jokes
Posted: 2015-10-22 21:57:54
Little Johnny, "Mom, what kind of bird brings white babies?" Mother, "Why a stork, Little Johnny". Little Johnny, " Mom, what kind of bird brings black babies? Mother, "A raven dear". Little Johnny, " then what kind of bird brings no babies at all?" Mother, "A swallow".
-
Re: Jokes
Posted: 2015-10-22 22:01:34
Heaven is when you have both girls and bottles of beer. Hell is when you discover that your bottles have holes and the girls don't.
-
Re: Jokes
Posted: 2015-10-22 22:02:59
70 ways to make a woman happy. One is shopping and rest is '69'.
-
Re: Jokes
Posted: 2015-10-22 22:08:36
LATEST PORN RELEASES. Shaving Private Ryan Position Impossible As Big as it gets Forest Hump Riding Miss Daisy Starwhores Pornocchio
-
Re: Jokes
Posted: 2015-10-22 22:10:30
What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common? Men usually miss all three.
-
Re: Jokes
Posted: 2015-10-23 11:37:07
What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub? One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.
-
Re: Jokes
Posted: 2015-10-23 11:43:48
Johnny asks grandpa,"Do you still have sex with granny?" Grandpa says, "Yes, but only oral." Johnny asks, "What is oral?" Grandpa says, "I say fuck you, she says fuck you too."
-
Re: Jokes
Posted: 2015-10-23 11:52:38
During sex, wife says: You are like a mobile phone! Husband: Do I vibrate a lot? No, when you get into the tunnel, you lose your network.
Reply
Legend
Hover mouse over icons for description
For the best browsing experience, rotate your tablet horizontal.