Posted: 2015-09-17 09:38:02
Edited: 2015-09-17 09:39:02
Can you imagine the disappointment of some WGs when the husky voiced hunk on the phone turns up and has a wiener fit only for a cocktail stick, patches of carelessly shaved rash causing facial hair, a waddling gait, hunched back, cheesy toes, combustible breath and a face that would turn milk sour?
Personally I am blessed with the looks of Adonis, the stamina of a prime stallion, love making abilities that encourage exhaustion and exquisite ecstasy all bound up with an intellect that simultaneously amazes intrigues and inspires. You know what, even I am not every woman’s ideal man, I’ve never understood it but there you go, horses for courses.
If the lady meets your personal classification of “unattractive” then move on. If the advert lasts longer than a week then there are obviously men out there that disagree.