Cool fantasy without my stilletos I am very short. Most men tower over me I barely reach their belly button (lol).

maybe take a look at "stinkerbell" at Madam Zingara's show!

Two midgets go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first midget, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...UUH!" all night long. In the morning, the second midget asks the first, "How did it go?" The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get a hard-on." The second midget shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?" he asked. "I couldn't even get on the fucking bed"

I short paid a midget prostitute once, she said "I am not happy!"

I asked her "which one of the 7 are you then?"

Only time ever to moer 'n midget?
If he dances with your girl and tells you her hair smells nice.

I'm a midget in Sandton. Message me in you want to meet

...Have to admit..i would love me some of that midget lady action...count me in..

.. another freeloader..

That midget that is freeloading here might be a little dick not a little chick..

On 2015-04-17 11:38:11 [deleted] said:
] Two midgets go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first midget, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...UUH!" all night long. In the morning, the second midget asks the first, "How did it go?" The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get a hard-on." The second midget shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?" he asked. "I couldn't even get on the fucking bed"

This is brilliant

Lol hilarious thread