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Posted: 2014-04-30 15:15:29

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.
Carmen Elektra
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Posted: 2014-05-02 09:46:56

Sometimes the first step towards forgiveness is realizing the other person was born an idiot.

I'm not afraid of height have you seen my shoes.

As the shit deepens... I just smile and buy higher heels.

Strong people don't put others down they lift them up.

Had to have some good ones for is girls xoxox
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Posted: 2014-05-02 19:46:50

@Amber... every good girl deserves a spanking :D
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Posted: 2014-05-03 00:31:52

@sean..That could make a good girl go bad ;)))
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Posted: 2014-05-03 08:03:59

@Amber ... A good spanking followed by an orgasm and a hot bath. Works every time.
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Posted: 2014-05-03 08:42:15

@Carmen ... It's okay to be a little obsessed with shoes =)
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Posted: 2014-05-03 12:08:30

Watching the comedy channel last night,one of thr comediens said "Khanye can sucl a Lamborghini out of a guys dick"
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Posted: 2014-05-06 15:33:37

what's common between woman and aeroplane?
Both of them have cockpit
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Posted: 2014-05-06 17:59:36

Fuck! Is one expected to be a gentleman when one is stiff? Marquis de Sade

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