That's funny shit, at least u still out of the shitbox:-)

On 2018-10-08 11:52:06 Done_It_All said:
Due to advice on this forum I started using a punting phone.
The wifey was asked by our service provider of she would like to Fica the new phone separately or in addition to the phones already on my name.
Apparently they couldn't contact me so phoned her number.
Sweated blood for a few hours until I realised it was the kids birthday in a weeks time so the punting phone is now his and I am once again father of the year

Get a sim card from a Pakistani cell phone shop. No rica nonsense...
I'ts registered to some Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan.

Got home drunk one saturday, wifey was out with friends and thought i could browse esa while waiting. Next thing i hear the shower running, i must have dozed off while the laptop was on my lap and esa pages still open. I was sweating like a pig waiting for wifey to finish showering and for all hell to break loose..Luckily she had not bothered to check the screen she came in...it was all smiles and complaints about snoring.

On 2018-10-08 11:52:06 Done_It_All said:
Due to advice on this forum I started using a punting phone.
The wifey was asked by our service provider of she would like to Fica the new phone separately or in addition to the phones already on my name.
Apparently they couldn't contact me so phoned her number.
Sweated blood for a few hours until I realised it was the kids birthday in a weeks time so the punting phone is now his and I am once again father of the year

LOLEST

On 2018-10-08 11:38:28 Ziske said:
If this would ease your paranoia, I am very discreet and I don't sms, whatsapp or phone my clients unless they do first

I also make sure all products I use are fragrance free and the perfume I use is light so it won't rub off on clients as well as my make up :-)

Hugs
Ziske xoxo

This really helps a lot

@sednesar you should know as you have been with me before

I make you feel at ease and comfortable

On 2018-10-08 12:30:35 @tate said:
Got home drunk one saturday, wifey was out with friends and thought i could browse esa while waiting. Next thing i hear the shower running, i must have dozed off while the laptop was on my lap and esa pages still open. I was sweating like a pig waiting for wifey to finish showering and for all hell to break loose..Luckily she had not bothered to check the screen she came in...it was all smiles and complaints about snoring.

I think we have to meet so that you can tick some lotto numbers for me lol

On 2018-10-08 13:07:22 Ziske said:
@sednesar you should know as you have been with me before

I make you feel at ease and comfortable

Definitely !

On 2018-10-08 11:38:28 Ziske said:
If this would ease your paranoia, I am very discreet and I don't sms, whatsapp or phone my clients unless they do first

I also make sure all products I use are fragrance free and the perfume I use is light so it won't rub off on clients as well as my make up :-)

Hugs
Ziske xoxo

This bit about fragrance free perfume and make-up: I wish all SPs would do exactly that.

On 2018-10-08 12:30:35 @tate said:
Got home drunk one saturday, wifey was out with friends and thought i could browse esa while waiting. Next thing i hear the shower running, i must have dozed off while the laptop was on my lap and esa pages still open. I was sweating like a pig waiting for wifey to finish showering and for all hell to break loose..Luckily she had not bothered to check the screen she came in...it was all smiles and complaints about snoring.

She probably did see it & didnt care cause she was showering after being out with "friends" lol